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The 100 FUNNIEST Excuses For Not Doing Homework, Courtesy of My Students

Posted on Published: November 19, 2023

By: Author Jane Morris

Students throw out all kinds of excuses for not getting their homework done! From believable excuses to the tried and true classic “ my dog ate it” , teachers hear a lot of excuses every damn day.

It doesn’t help that by now, the behavioral expectations for students have become so loose that students can pretty much say whatever they want without consequence. These days, the excuses are that much more interesting. (And honest.)

Over the course of nearly two decades of teaching, I heard every homework excuse in the book. Better yet, I’ve saved my favorites! And rounded them up here for your viewing pleasure.

So let’s share in the giggles together! I’ve rounded up 100 of the BEST homework excuses I’ve ever heard. The laughs are good for the soul.

And probably your patience too! Some of these you’ve likely heard before. There might not be a lot of foolproof excuses for not doing your homework, but there sure are a lot of fools that come up with some real stinkers!

So for your enjoyment (and definitely not to be actually used in a real-life classroom), here are 100 odd, creative, nonsensical, and hilarious excuses from students for not doing their homework!

100 Funniest Excuses for Not Doing Homework: A Story of Student Shenanigans

If it’s your first day in the teaching profession , you might think homework excuses are few and far between. At the very least, you might think students bother making good excuses.

Well, you’d be wrong on both counts! You will be fed excuse after excuse from students for not having finished their homework, and very few of them will sound believable.

So new teachers, pay attention! Here is some of the ludicrousness you can expect from your class. And it WILL be on the test.

As for all my kindred season educators, sit back and enjoy the ride! Maybe grab a moist towelette…

Cause it’s about to get juicy.

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Homework Excuses That Are Pure Nonsense!

Man, kids say the silliest things to teachers . From being arrested by the FBI to simply having a gross pimple, the excuses for not having done homework often make no sense…

But they are highly entertaining!

• I got this thing where I can’t read.
• I was arrested by the FBI but it was a case of mistaken identity!
• The microwave was erasing all of my work and that’s why it was all turned in blank.
• I swear I did the work but the answers kept falling off my paper!
• My homework ate my dog!
• The elf on the shelf erased it.
• I had a crusty pimple.
• An electrostatic spark tore a hole in the space-time continuum. My paper was transported back through time and was found and published by a random person. Now I have to redo my assignment because it would be plagiarism to hand in my original.
• I care about trees too much to use paper.
• A gang broke into my house and stole the bag it was in.
• The military accidentally blew it up.
• My water bottle spilled in my backpack and it turned my homework into a brick of ice overnight.
• I did all my other homework and at that point, I needed personal time.
• I died in a car crash.
• I don’t care about homework because I don’t care about education.
• I was cooking grilled cheese and it was the last two pieces of bread and I burnt it and then I was really sad and I couldn’t do anything.
• I kept sneezing and picking the wrong answers because of that and I got frustrated so I just stopped doing it.

Excuses, Accidents, and Bathroom Mishaps

Look, we’ve all had a “little accident” . Only the worst teacher in the world would deny a student the facts of life.

But personal issues that maybe should stay personal are a go-to for slackers. Some funny homework excuses concern the crapper, and now we’re going to laugh at them. Take that, slackers!

• I was dealing with the ghost in the bathroom.
• I was taking a phat shit and it took forever.
• I had Taco Bell so I was in the bathroom the whole night.
• I took a crap and it stunk so I had to take a shower but then I had to crap again and then I showered again.
• I was really constipated.
• My mom forgot to buy toilet paper so I had to use my homework.
• I was doing it in my jacuzzi and it fell in.
• I had too many Hot Cheetos and had to ravage my toilet all night.

Mysterious Illnesses and TMI Reasons for Not Doing Homework

Your student’s poop schedule is one bit of TMI you could probably do without. Look, the uncomfortable truth of the teaching profession is that there will be poops, pees, spews, and TOO much information. The funniest homework excuses usually overspecify…

It comes with the territory. So whenever one of these incredibly questionable yet incredibly funny excuses for not doing homework rolls your way, the best thing you can do is jot it down.

So that, one day, you can put it in a blog post on the internet. Guilty!

• I was eating Takis in the car on the way here and I rubbed my eyes and had to pull over.
• My part was really itchy and I needed a shower.
• I dropped it in the toilet after I had gone to the bathroom.
• I was in intensive care having fluid drained from my lungs because I had pneumonia that I got when I was hit by a car.
• I had heart surgery last night (1st grader).

Excuses About Family Issues, Problems, and EMerghencies

We, as teachers bound to our duty, MUST be sensitive to the family issues and home lives of our students…

Unless they’re just making up excuses to get out of doing their homework! A solid fib about family issues is a classic reason students use to skip homework.

Now, will parents ever take responsibility for their kids not doing their homework? No, of course not! Parents will blame teachers. It’s their go-to M.O.

So next time you hear one of these clankers, note it down and feed it back to the parents. That’ll throw a spanner in the wheels of the little turds!

• I had to take my Nana out for cigarettes.
• I had to help my mom put the cucumbers in the fridge.
• I was practicing playing guitar so I could play a song for my mom’s birthday.
• My mom needed help putting cucumbers in the fridge.
• My sister broke my Chromebook screen because I wouldn’t give her a hug.
• My parents had diarrhea.
• My mom didn’t have time to do it.
• My dad said he doesn’t believe in homework so I don’t have to do it.
• My stepmom died again last night (for the 10th time).
• My dad made me watch TV instead.
• My dad ran it over with his truck.
• My mom drank too much beer to help me with it.
• My mom has radiation poisoning from Chernobyl and it messed up my brain.
• My grandma got lost at the mall and it took us hours to find her.
• My stepdad had a hook in his arm.
• My grandmother wouldn’t give me back my textbook which she had taken in retaliation for the theft of her wooden leg.
• My grandma accidentally took it with her to Mexico.
• I did the homework the day you gave it to us, except then my dad sold all of our notebooks.
• My grandpa said the work is stupid and you’re a moron.

Making Excuses About Special Events

“Damn, Miss, I was in Europe over the weekend.”

“Oh, you went for a weekend trip abroad as a 14-year-old? My apologies, allow me to rescind your homework requirements then.”

I honestly don’t know what some students are thinking with these reasons. But the stupidest homework excuses are my favorite. You can just let the kid talk and dig their own hole!

Perhaps, eventually, one of these definitely totally believable excuses will be the final straw for your inevitable nervous breakdown. But until then, just keep quoting them verbatim as teacher comments on their report cards .

Maybe one day someone will actually bother to read those things.

• I was getting married in the Sims and completely lost track of time.
• It was my birthday and I just wanted to get my hair done and get a cake.
• I was planning a funeral for my frog.
• I had to take down Halloween decorations.
• I had to get my nails done for prom.
• It was my bird’s birthday.
• I had to travel to Europe to stop WW3.
• I was at the beach and they didn’t have good WiFi.
• I was packing for the vacation I’ll be on for the next three weeks. Can I have the work I’ll miss?
• I had to brush my hair.

Extremely Honest Reasons to Not Do Homework

Look, sometimes all you really need to do is be honest . Did you not do your homework because you smoked a bowl and got marooned on the sofa with cartoons?

Screw it! Just tell the teacher that. Maybe they’ll give you a pass for your winning smile alone!

Much like all the ridiculous reasons to visit the school nurse , sometimes, the best reasons for not doing your homework require honesty.

What could possi-blye go wrong!

• I have no time management skills. On the bright side, I watched all of season 1 of Stranger Things today!
• I was eating Toaster Strudels.
• My 24-hour ban from Call of Duty ended today and I need to get some rounds in.
• My favorite soccer team lost.
• I was smoking weed with my friends and the next thing I knew it was morning and I had to come to school again.
• It just didn’t fit into my schedule today.
• I’m just, like, really lazy.
• I had better things to do.
• We thought it was Saturday yesterday.
• I don’t need to do homework because NCAA scouts have been coming to see me play and I’m gonna get a scholarship.
• I had to go to church but I’m pretty sure God will understand.

Animal Problems – “My Dog Ate My Homework” and Other Variants

I’m not saying your students are animals (though they certainly behave like animals ).

I AM saying that students will make excuse after excuse for not doing their homework courtesy of their pets. They’re the perfect culprit! Who’s ever going to interrogate your furry friend for cross-examination?

Only the teachers who are crazy enough. ;)

• My dog peed on my laptop and it took a few days to dry.
• My cat ran over the keyboard and deleted the whole thing.
• My dog doesn’t like going to the bathroom alone so I had to watch him and he took forever.
• We had a cow in labor, and it was stuck in the hips of the cow, and I couldn’t get it out myself.
• I was with my new guinea pig and it was really distracting.
• The dog pooped and my baby brother fell in it.
• I accidentally locked my cat with my brother’s cat, and I don’t know if my cat got pregnant, but I think she is because she tried to go under my bed, and she never does that.
• There was a roach on the floor so I couldn’t get down off the bed the whole afternoon.
• My dog had puppies on top of my book bag and it was gross so my dad threw my book bag away.
• My cat threw up on it.
• My duck pooped on it.
• My dad accidentally threw my project away and a raccoon went into the trash can and destroyed it.
• My friend’s cat is having an abortion.
• A donkey ate it.
• The squirrels on the roof were distracting me.
• My dog died three years ago.
• I was doing a photo shoot with my bunny.
• My dog looked sad.
• I was doing my homework outside and a bird grabbed it and flew away.
• I got attacked by a raccoon on the way to school and he only went for the homework and ate it in front of me.
• My pet parrot flew into the fireplace and caught on fire. It then proceeded to fly around the room, and his dad tried to hit it with a frying pan because he was afraid the curtains would go up in flames if the parrot went close to them. With all the drama, I forgot to do my homework.
• My grandmother’s potbelly pig ate my homework.
• I got distracted shopping online for furniture for my turtle.

Funny Homework Excuses and Technical Difficulties

Oh, man – I saw some whoppers of excuses in the remote learning era of COVID-19!

Technical difficulties are the perfect excuse students make to skip out on their homework. They think they’re more tech-savvy than teachers…

Little did they know that a teacher’s BS-meter is far more finely calibrated than their excuses will ever be!

• Google erased my work.
• I don’t have internet access (sent in an email).
• I just kept hitting the submit button over and over and over and it didn’t make a click sound or anything.
• My mom threw my “lab top” out the window and when I went outside to get it, it was gone.
• I accidentally lit my Chromebook on fire
• My dog peed on my Chromebook

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The Final Excuse for Not Doing Your Homework…

Reason #100:

• “But, Miss! You said to do questions 1-10. You didn’t say bring them in!”

Check and mate.

Thus concludes our list of the 100 funniest excuses for not doing their homework, all thanks to the countless students who skipped out on their work.

Stay on guard though. With the rise of AI and homework excuse generators , the excuses only get more advanced!

So stay switched on out there! If it’s not funny excuses for not doing homework, it’s straight-up silly reasons for being absent and everything else under the sun.

Jot them down, collect them, and then (if you’re feeling spicy), post them in the comments down below. Why stop at 100? Gotta catch ’em all!

Stay miserable out there, teacherinos. The excuses and excuses never stop coming! So maybe come up with your own…

“Oh, no, sorry, Lucy. I CAN’T return your confiscated phone. My dog ate it.”

Homework Jokes

Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake.

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51 Best Homework Excuses (Serious, Funny, Strict Teachers)

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Homework. No one wants to do it. But no one wants to get in trouble either. So, here are some of the best homework excuses that are serious, funny, and might even work for strict teachers!

As a teacher myself, I’ve heard most of these excuses. I laughed at a few and rolled my eyes at most.

At the end of the day, you’re only going to get away with not doing homework if you’ve got a solid excuse and a bunch of evidence to back it up. Good luck!

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Cliché Homework Excuses

These are terrible homework excuses that, really, students should avoid. They might be fun to use, but most of them have been over-used. Your teacher won’t believe you unless you’ve brought some evidence along with you.

1. My Dog ate my Homework. Look, no one’s ever going to believe this one. Maybe avoid it unless you want to spend lunch time inside catching up.

2. My Computer Broke. This one’s more believable but it’s been over-used. Thanks to all the liars out there, this homework excuse is well and truly ruined.

3. My Mom Forgot It. Nothing like blaming your mother for your own failures. Most teachers would probably tell you to take a little personal responsibility and send you on your way.

4. The Internet was Out. As believable as any excuse, your teacher might tell you that you’d better buy yourself an old hardback encyclopedia.

5. My Grandma Died. Again. The oldest excuse in the book, I always ask for evidence of this. Some people seem to have 15 grandmas.

6. The Older Kids Took it off me and Tore it Up. Chances are, your teacher’s going to be very concerned by this. They might even escalate this to a disciplinary issue!

Related: A List of Extension Excuses for College Students

Funny Homework Excuses

These ones might get a laugh out of your teacher and your classmates. But, you’re not likely to get out of trouble in the long run.

7. My Mother wanted to Display it on the Fridge. You might get a few laughs from your friends out of this one. But, your teacher is going to tell you to go home, take it off the fridge, and bring it to class!

8. The Police Confiscated it as Evidence. This one might make your teacher pause and wonder. Why is it confiscated? Is it so poorly written that the police consider it an outrage? Maybe your joke will deflect them from punishing you, though.

9. I was Abducted by Aliens and They took It. If your teacher believes this one, let me know. I’ve got some air guitars to sell them.

10. I sent it to you in the Post. In this day and age, you might have to tell your teacher they should wait a few months to it arrive. The postal service isn’t what it used to be.

11. My Dad mistook it for a Letter and Posted it to China. Funny, but clearly not true. Your teacher is going to ask one simple question: why is your dad sending letters to China?

12. I had to burn it in the Fireplace to keep myself Warm. Like Pablo Escobar burning cash, you’ve thrown caution to the wind and thrown your homework book into the fire because, well, if you didn’t, you wouldn’t have survived the freezing cold night.

13. It flew out the Window of the Car. Just picture it. You’re frantically doing your homework on the drive to school. Your dad winds down the window and – woosh – the homework’s gone for good. And class is in just 15 minutes!

14. I thought I’d do it Tomorrow because I’ll be Older and Wiser Then. A clever joke, but you’re probably going to be known as the class clown from that moment onwa rd!

15. I did my Work. It’s all Up Here in my Head. Be prepared for your teacher to give you a snap quiz on the spot if you’re bold enough to say you’ve got it all in your head! But, if you pull it off, maybe you’ll get away without too much trouble.

16. I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your Workload. Sure, it sounds nice, but your teacher will see right through this cheeky response. But hey, when you’ve got nothing to lose it’s worth a try.

17. My Hand fell Asleep and I didn’t want to Wake It. Imagine you were trying so hard to do your homework and write down those answers. But, your hand just wouldn’t obey your command!

18. My Cat ate it knowing that I’d Blame the Dog. This one’s a funny twist on “my dog ate my homework” that might just get a laugh out of your teacher (and a little bit of leniency).

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Excuses For Strict Teachers

Okay, here’s where things get serious. If you’ve got a teacher who you know is going to be mad, you need to come into this with a plan. Usually, that means providing evidence to support your excuse.

19. I was Sick. And I have a Sick Note. Being sick (genuinely!) is one of the few reasons for not doing your homework that might actually work. You’re going to want to be able to present a note from your parent and maybe even a doctor.

20. My Mother or Father went to Hospital. And here’s the Sick Note. If your mom or dad is in hospital, chances are you’re going to get a free pass. Bring evidence, even if it’s a photo of dad in the hospital bed with tubes coming out of his nose!

21. My Computer Screen Broke. And here’s a Picture. I’ve actually gotten this one from students a few times and it really took me back. I thought: “is this legit, or is this image from 3 years ago?” A receipt from the computer repair store with a date on it is usually a better piece of evidence. But then again, why didn’t you go to the library?

22. The computer broke, but here are my hand-written notes. I’m usually pretty impressed by this excuse. Your computer broke, but you still made the effort to give the homework a go anyway. Great resilience!

23. The wi-fi didn’t work, but here are my hand-written notes. This excuse is very similar to the previous one. If you turn up with nothing and say the wi-fi broke, the teacher probably won’t accept that excuse. But if you actually tried to write some notes anyway, well done!

24. I wasn’t here when the work was assigned. This is an excellent homework excuse for strict teachers. It’s really quite legitimate. How were you supposed to know you had homework!?

25. I tried, but I didn’t understand the Instructions. This puts the onus back on the teacher. Why didn’t they provide clearer instructions? It’s usually a good idea to show some evidence that you at least gave it a go, though.

26. I volunteer at the soup kitchen on Monday Nights. Everyone loves a good Samaritan. If it gets you out of homework, well, that’s just the universe giving you good karma.

27. I’m so sorry. I thought it was right here in my Bag! This one helps show that it at least is a genuine mistake.

28. I had way too much Homework for my other Class. Follow this one up with “You should talk to that teacher about how their overbearing homework requirements are impacting your students!”

29. The Library was Closed and I don’t have Internet at Home. This one might get you a little more sympathy. The fact you don’t have internet at home means you’re not as privileged as many other kids, so your teacher might let you off lightly.

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Truthful Homework Excuses

30. I was too busy doing something more important. Your teacher is instantly going to say “what was more important than your education?” Don’t respond with “video games.”

31. My parents kept me really busy on the weekend. But I promise I’ll do it tonight. One thing I would say about this excuse is that you’re saying “Hey, take it up with my parents. I wanted to do some homework!” But, you’re also saying you’ve got a plan to get it done asap.

32. I was at football practice all night. Many teachers will still say “learning comes before sports” (which, as a teacher, I agree with). But, you’ve got a leg to stand on here. You don’t want to let your team down, which is fair.

33. I did my homework, but I left it at home. This excuse does show that you at least put the effort in. But, you failed at the finish line! Come to class tomorrow with the homework and you’ll win back some respect from your teacher.

34. I forgot I even had homework. Hey, it’s truthful. But you’re not going to get any sympathy for this one.

35. The computer didn’t break. It was the Printer this time! An excuse that’s almost as bad as “my computer broke”, the printer issues excuse at least needs some photographic evidence to back it up. And, why didn’t you email the homework to your teacher?

36. I had a Headache. Headaches are the worst. As a teacher myself, I’d probably have a little sympathy for this excuse if it’s a one-off. But, I’d expect my student to bring a note from the parent to corroborate the story.

37. The homework was far too Easy. This isn’t a good reason not to do homework. Your teacher is going to expect you to absolutely ace your next test.

38. My tutor accidentally took it home with them. Nothing like blaming your tutor for your own problems. As a teacher, I’d probably roll my eyes and tell you that you need to keep better track of your things.

39. I accidentally squished it in the bottom of my bag and now it’s got rotten apple juice all over it. This one’s funny to me because, well, as a kid this always used to happen to me. Rotten bananas were usually the culprit.

40. I spilled cereal all over it because I was doing it over breakfast. This sounds believable. I would tell my student the should at least show me the ruined homework as evidence. And, I’d also tell them that breakfast isn’t the best time to do your homework.

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Blame the Parents

41. My parents don’t believe in homework and won’t let me do it. There are some parents like this. If a student said this to me, I’d be on the phone to the parents. So, if you don’t want your teacher to call your parents, don’t use this excuse.

42. My mother said band practice was more important. It’s really hard for teachers to argue with parents via the student. But in my experience the teacher usually responds with: “you need to have better organization skills to get all of these things done in your own time!”

43. I help my father at work on a Tuesday afternoon. I just can’t get it done on Tuesdays. Once again, the teacher is likely going to tell you to have more organization skills. But, you might occasionally get an extension out of this. Especially if you let the teacher know in advance.

44. My father looked at it, said it was outrageous government indoctrination, and told me not to do it. While I think this is hilarious, it’s also something that happens a lot these days. Why is this world so divided? Science isn’t controversial, people!

45. My mother was looking over my homework and forgot to give it back to me. Okay, time for me to put my teacher voice on: “She didn’t forget to give it back to you. You forgot to ask for it back.”

46. My mother threw it in the trash. This must have been frustrating to you! A teacher with a quick wit will respond: “it shouldn’t have looked like trash then. You must have done a bad job!” Or, a more serious teacher might just tell you that you need to be more organized net time.

Blame the Teachers

47. You give too much Homework. There are plenty of people out there in this world who think teachers do give too much homework. They believe it’s not fair and it’s preventing children from leading a balanced and healthy life.

48. Your instructions are impossible to understand. This one really puts the pressure back on the teacher because you’re basically telling them that they’re bad at their job.

49. This was way too hard for me. You need to give me more guidance. Sometimes, it’s true, teachers do assign homework that’s way too hard. You do need to be resourceful and find ways to learn yourself. But at the same time, the teacher really should know better.

50. The homework is too easy. It’s a complete waste of my time. Assigning homework is like playing Goldilocks. It can’t be too hard, can’t be too easy.

51. Between you and all my other teachers, you’re assigning hours of homework every night. You all need to get together and resolve this. This one’s surely going to set a cat amongst the pigeons. The teachers are going to talk about this at their next staff meeting. But, they might coordinate and come back at you as a united front!

FAQ: How to Get Out of Doing Homework?

The best ways to get out of doing homework are to:

• Let the teacher know in advance that you won’t be able to do it. Teachers respond better when you give them an excuse before time, not after.
• Bring evidence of why you didn’t do it. If you want your teacher to truly believe your excuse, you need evidence. This can be notes, photos, receipts, or anything else proving your story is true.

Really, the best way to avoid any issues is to just do the homework in the first place. But if you’re reading this article, chances are the horses have left the stable. You’re at a stage where you’ve got to come up with an excuse because in 10 minutes your teacher is going to be asking you why you haven’t done anything!

Well, good luck with that! I hope you don’t get into too much trouble, but I also hope you learn that next time the best solution is to just get that homework done in advance.

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608 Homework Jokes That Will Make You the Class Clown

If you’re here, it means you’re ready to crack open the world of homework jokes.

Not just any jokes, but the top of the class.

That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the most hilarious homework jokes.

From math-tastic puns to literary one-liners, our compilation has a joke for every subject matter.

So, let’s dive into the fun-filled world of homework humor, one joke at a time.

Homework Jokes

Homework jokes have a special way of lightening up the mood even during the most stressful times.

They’re not just about the homework itself but the whole experience that surrounds it.

From the nagging reminders from parents to finish homework to the procrastination and last-minute rush, there’s a lot of humor to be found in these situations.

Creating a hilarious homework joke involves playing with familiar scenarios, expectations, and the universal student experience (like the panic when the teacher collects homework you forgot about or the sweet relief when the teacher forgets to collect it).

Ready to turn your study blues into laughter cues?

Dive into fun with these homework jokes:

• Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his haunting grades… in boo-logy!
• Why did the ghost refuse to do its homework? Because it was afraid of being sheeted!
• Why was the math book sad after the test? Because it realized all its problems were unsolvable!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright (doing their homework) that it hurt her eyes!
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! But he got in trouble when his teacher found out it was actually his sister’s science project!
• Why do birds do well in school? Because they always owl-ways do their homework!
• Why did the ghost refuse to do his homework? Because he could never find a ghoul tutor.
• Why did the ghost do well on his homework? Because he ghouled it.
• Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool with her clothes on? Because she wanted to test the water for her students’ homework!
• Why did the ghost get in trouble during homework time? It kept haunting the answers!
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful student? Because he was outstanding in his field of homework!
• Why did the student’s report card look like a pirate? Because it was full of D’s (dees).
• Why did the teacher send her students to detention? Because they were not doing their homework and it was a real class act!
• Why did the pencil go to the psychiatrist? Because it had too many erasers to deal with!
• Why did the pencil do well in school? Because it was sharp!
• Why did the pencil go to school early? To do its pre-homework.
• Why did the ghost always get A’s on his homework? Because he had a “boo-tiful” mind!
• What’s the best time to do homework? Never! It’s always better to procrastinate!
• Why did the pencil always get its homework done? Because it was always sharp.
• Why do scientists say doing homework is like getting on a treadmill? Because you’re not going anywhere, but you’re still exhausted!
• Why did the pencil blush during the test? Because it realized its eraser was gone!
• Why did the paper clip go to the therapist? It was feeling bent out of shape from all the homework.
• What did one pencil say to the other pencil during homework time? “You’re looking sharp today!”
• Why did the student eat his algebra homework? He wanted to solve the equation inside him.
• Why did the pencil bring a ladder to school? It wanted to do some high-level homework!
• Why did the scarecrow get an A+ on his homework? Because he heard it was a piece of cake!
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Just like my homework excuse.
• Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the math homework? Because it saw the addition problems and felt saucy!
• What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil during homework? Stop going in circles and get to the point!
• Why did the pencil go to school early? To get ahead of all the other stationary!
• Why did the ghost become a teacher? Because he had a lot of boo-k (book) reports to grade for homework!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach the high shelves of knowledge and avoid doing homework!
• Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to learn the “a-peel” of knowledge!
• Why did the student eat their homework instead of turning it in? They thought it was a piece of cake!
• What do you call a person who doesn’t do their homework? A “missteak”!
• Why did the science book get in trouble? It always had the wrong “elements” in its homework!
• Why did the ghost go to school? To brush up on his boo-logy!
• What do you call someone who only does their homework on April Fool’s Day? A foolscap!
• Why did the ghost fail his homework? Because he couldn’t “ghoul” through it!
• Why did the ghost refuse to do his homework? Because he couldn’t find a boo-k to study from!
• Why did the pencil go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date and had to do its homework instead!
• Why did the cookie eat its homework? It thought it could get a “sweet” grade!
• Why do flowers never do their homework? Because they always like to take notes in their own petals!
• Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because he heard the grades were high and he wanted to climb the ladder of success (in homework)!
• Why did the student put their homework in the blender? Because they wanted to make it into a smoothie.
• Why did the student bring a ladder to the library? Because they heard the homework was on a higher shelf!
• Why did the teacher marry the janitor? Because he swept her off her feet!
• Why was the math book feeling down? Because it had too many problems… and not enough solutions!
• Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a spine problem from carrying too much homework!
• Why did the ghost fail its homework assignment? It couldn’t find any boo-ks to study!
• Why did the student take a ladder to the library? Because they heard it had high shelves.
• Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had too many spine problems from all the heavy homework!
• Why did the pencil bring a ladder to class? Because it wanted to get high marks.
• Why did the pencil do well on his homework? Because he did all of his erasing before turning it in.
• Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool? Because she wanted to test the waters before assigning the homework!
• Why was the math book sad after school? Because it had too many problems to solve, and none of them wanted to be its friend!
• What do you call a bear with no homework? A grizzly without work!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses while grading homework? Because the students’ answers were too bright to handle!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during class? Because her students were so bright, she needed shade from their brilliant homework answers!
• Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she wanted to show her students how to multiply using dough.
• Why was the math book sad after being given homework? It felt too square and just wanted to be around circles!
• Why did the homework go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling well and needed some medical attention for being so difficult!
• Why do bananas never do their homework? They are always peeling away from it!
• Why did the pencil do poorly on his homework? He wasn’t very sharp.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including your excuses for not doing your homework!
• Why did the clock get in trouble in school? Because it tocked too much during class!
• Why did the scarecrow become a teacher? Because he was outstanding in his field, especially when it came to grading homework!
• Why did the ghost get an A+ on their homework? Because they did a boo-tiful job!
• Why did the teacher eat the student’s homework? Because he thought it was a well-done assignment!
• What do you call a teacher who never stays in one place? A wanderer.
• Why did the pencil get a bad grade? Because it didn’t do its homework.
• Why did the ghost never finish his homework? It kept disappearing on him.
• Why did the scarecrow refuse to do its homework? It heard it was just a bunch of crop, so it decided to skip it!
• What did the paper say to the pencil? “You’ve got a good point!”
• Why did the ghost not do his homework? He had no-body to help him!
• Why did the scarecrow not want to do his homework? Because he was already outstanding in his field.
• What’s a pirate’s least favorite type of homework? The “arrrrrrrrrrrrt” assignment!
• What did the math book say to the history book? “Stop trying to solve your problems, just look at my answers!”
• Why did the scarecrow get a low grade on his homework? Because he didn’t have any brains!
• Why did the pencil get a detention? It didn’t do its homework properly… it only wrote half the answers!
• Why did the pencil bring a eraser to its homework? Because it knew it was going to make a lot of mistakes!
• Why did the pencil skip school? Because it didn’t have any point!
• Why did the paper clip get detention? Because it was bending the rules!
• Why was the math book sad after finishing homework? It had too many exponents to deal with!
• Why did the pencil go to the party by itself? Because it couldn’t find a point to bring!
• Why did the boy eat his homework with ketchup? Because it was a tomato-based assignment.
• Why did the pencil go to school early? To do its homework before anyone could erase it!

Short Homework Jokes

Short homework jokes are like the elusive correct answer on a challenging assignment – surprising, delightful, and rewarding when found.

These jokes are perfect for lightening the mood during study sessions, adding a bit of humor to school presentations, or just sharing a chuckle with classmates.

The genius of short homework jokes lies in their ability to make even the most mundane schoolwork seem amusing, delivering giggles in just a sentence or two.

Without further ado, it’s time to hit the books!

Here are some short homework jokes that will make even the toughest study night a little bit lighter.

• What do you call a dog that eats homework? A “Lab-report” retriever!
• Why do bananas never finish their homework? Because they’re always peeling out.
• Why do math books look sad? Because they have too many problems!
• Why do teachers like whiteboards? Because they’re remarkable!
• What do you call homework that jumps off a cliff? A cliff-hanger!
• What do you call a snowman who does your homework? A snow-flake.
• Why did the pen get detention? It couldn’t control its ink-lination!
• Why did the teacher assign homework on gardening? To help students mulch-task.
• What’s the hardest part about doing homework? Waking up!
• Why was the computer cold during homework? It left its Windows open!
• Why do scientists love doing homework? Because it’s their lab work!
• Why didn’t the sun do his homework? Because it already set!
• Why did the broom go to school? To sweep up the homework!
• What do you call a fake stone? A shamrock!
• Why did the dictionary feel smart? Because it had all the answers!
• What did the paper say to the pencil? You’re write for me.
• What do you call a teacher who never gives homework? Lazy!
• What’s the best time to do homework? Not now, but later-tater!
• Why did the ghost struggle with homework? It couldn’t find a boo-grapher!
• What do you call a dog who can do multiplication? A mathemuttician!
• What did the pencil sharpener say to the homework? You’re really pointless!
• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
• Why did the scarecrow become a teacher? It loved giving out straw-berries.
• Why did the clock get detention? It was tick-tocking too much!
• Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water.
• What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
• Why did the homework go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling well-organized!
• Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to split!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
• Why did the ruler join the gym? To measure up to expectations!
• Why do homework assignments always feel like they’re multiplying?
• What do you call a fish that wears a crown? Homeworké! (Home-orkay!).
• Why did the ghost go to the library? To improve his boo-kwork!
• What do you call a fish that’s good at math? A number-cruncher!
• Why did the pencil sharpener go to school? It felt sharp today!
• Why did the teacher go to space? To explore new “world problems”!
• What do you call a snowman who doesn’t do his homework? Chillin’!
• What’s the king of the pencil case? The ruler!

Homework Jokes One-Liners

One-liner homework jokes are the epitome of humor squeezed into a single, succinct phrase.

They’re the verbal counterpart of completing a challenging homework problem with a single, swift stroke of the pen – gratifying, simple, and effortlessly witty.

Creating a captivating one-liner requires a fusion of originality, precision, and a profound love for the art of puns.

The test is to wrap the setup and punchline into a concise form, delivering the maximum laughter with minimal words.

Here’s to these homework one-liners turning your study breaks into a laughter riot:

• Homework: proof that teachers have a sense of humor, because they think we have time for it.
• I never do my homework in pen, because it’s pointless to commit to something you’re not sure about.
• Homework is proof that aliens exist, because no human being could design such a torture device.
• My dog ate my homework… and then threw it up.
• Homework is a conspiracy by teachers to make us forget what weekends are for.
• The best thing about homework is that you always have an excuse for not going to the gym.
• Homework is just a fancy way of saying “I’m ruining your weekend”
• Homework is like a math problem, the more you try to solve it, the more confused you get.
• My dog ate my homework, and then the vet charged me for an X-ray to confirm it.
• Homework: the one thing that unites students in an eternal state of complaining.
• My dog ate my homework… and then my cat ate my dog.
• Homework is the reason why I have a love-hate relationship with paper and pencils.
• If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win gold in homework avoidance.
• My dog ate my homework, but luckily my teacher was a cat lover and understood the struggle.
• Homework is the reason why I have a love-hate relationship with trees – they supply paper, but also give me homework.
• Homework: the invention designed to make us question the meaning of life, one assignment at a time.
• The only thing harder than doing homework is pretending to understand it in front of the teacher.
• Homework is like a bad dream, it’s never-ending and it always leaves you feeling exhausted.
• Homework: The reason why I know the names of all my classmates’ pets, but not their last names.
• I wasn’t able to finish my homework because I accidentally started binge-watching a documentary series about procrastination.
• I wish there was a homework vending machine, so I could just insert a dollar and get it done.
• Homework is a great way to teach kids that life is full of disappointments and never-ending tasks.
• My dog ate my homework, then proceeded to give me a lecture on proper nutrition.
• I love homework so much that I do it in my sleep…literally, it’s a nightmare.
• I gave my homework a timeout because it was misbehaving on my desk.
• Homework: the only time my parents are proud of me for actually doing nothing.
• My homework told me to find the missing X, but I’m more concerned about the missing motivation.
• I never do homework on time, I always do it on the edge of a deadline… literally!
• Homework is like a workout for your brain, except no one wants to do it.
• I asked my teacher if I could turn in my homework by email. She said, “Sure, just don’t attach it to a virus.”
• Homework is like a maze, and I’m just a lost mouse trying to find the way out.
• My dog ate my homework… and then regurgitated a better version.
• Homework: because procrastination is a skill that needs to be honed early on.
• Homework is nature’s way of reminding us that life isn’t fair.
• Homework: the process of staring at a blank document until your soul slowly evaporates.
• The only thing harder than my homework is trying to explain to my parents why I didn’t do it.
• Homework is like a never-ending story, except it’s not as exciting and there’s no dragons.
• If homework doesn’t kill me, it’s probably because I’ve already died from boredom.
• I procrastinate so much that I consider my homework as a long-term project.
• Homework is like a black hole: once you start, you’re sucked in and can’t escape.
• Homework: the reason why Google is my best friend.
• I asked my teacher if I could do my homework on a napkin, she said only if I write in pencil.
• Homework: because why have free time when you can have stress and tears instead?
• If procrastination was a professional sport, I’d have a gold medal in homework avoidance.
• Homework is like a math problem, you solve it and then it’s gone…until the test.
• Homework is like a math problem – you’re always looking for an X to solve it.
• My homework is like a sloth: it takes forever to get done and I’m always tempted to take a nap.
• I procrastinate so much on my homework that it should be considered an Olympic sport.
• Homework would be so much more fun if it was called “Brain Yoga.”
• Homework is just a way for teachers to find out how many parents they can annoy in a single night.
• Homework: the ultimate test of how well you can procrastinate and still get it done.
• My math homework is like a horror movie – full of irrational numbers and endless nightmares.
• I once tried to burn my homework, but it just turned into a flaming mess – talk about a fiery disaster.
• Homework: the only time where a wrong answer can be considered right if everyone else got it wrong too.
• If homework was a person, it would be that annoying relative who always overstays their welcome.
• My homework is like a sloth – it takes forever to finish.
• I’m convinced that my teacher invented homework just to watch us suffer.
• I asked my teacher if I could write a love letter instead of doing my homework. She said no, but I still got an A for creativity.
• Homework: The reason why I always have a pencil in my pocket, even though I never use it.
• My dog ate my homework, and then my cat ate my dog… I really need a new excuse!
• Homework is a great way to test my ability to stay awake while sitting at a desk.+.
• I asked my teacher if I could do my homework in bed. She said, “Sure, just don’t lie down on it.”
• My dog ate my homework, then he burped up a perfectly written essay.
• The only thing more painful than doing homework is stepping on a LEGO barefoot.
• I finally finished my homework, so now I can go back to procrastinating.
• Homework is a great way to test your ability to Google answers without getting caught.
• Homework is the reason why I have trust issues with my backpack.
• Homework: the only thing that gets longer as you try to finish it.
• My homework is like a math problem; I have no idea what’s going on but I still pretend to know what I’m doing.
• If homework were a person, I would sue them for emotional distress.
• I’m so good at doing homework that I could do it in my sleep. In fact, I often do.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to give us more work to do at home, because they miss us too much during school hours.
• I don’t always do my homework, but when I do, it’s five minutes before class starts.
• Homework is just a fancy word for “procrastination material.” .
• Homework: The only thing that makes procrastination seem productive.
• My homework folder is a great place to store my dreams and aspirations… untouched and forgotten.
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to reach the highest grades with their homework.
• If you can’t convince your teacher that your dog ate your homework, at least convince them that it pooped on it.
• I asked my teacher if I could do my homework in the future tense. She said no, the assignment is due now.
• My friend asked me to help him with his homework, so I told him to ask Google.
• Why did the pencil go to the psychiatrist? Because it couldn’t seem to get its homework done.
• Homework: the reason why my dog suddenly becomes the most interesting creature in the universe.
• Homework is like a math problem – I’m still trying to figure out the solution.
• Homework is the reason why I have trust issues with ink pens and erasers.
• Doing homework is a lot like trying to fold a fitted sheet – it’s impossible and makes me want to give up on life.
• My dog ate my homework, and my teacher said it was the most interesting thing he’s ever read.
• Homework is just a cruel reminder that life is full of endless responsibilities and never-ending to-do lists.
• I told my teacher I needed more time to finish my homework because I was abducted by aliens. She said she wouldn’t accept any excuses, especially extraterrestrial ones.
• Homework: the reason why I can’t remember what day it is anymore.
• Sometimes I feel like my homework is plotting against me, just waiting for the perfect moment to strike with confusion and frustration.
• Homework: the perfect excuse to procrastinate doing anything productive.
• Why did the pencil bring a ladder to do its homework? It wanted to climb to the next level of writing.
• Homework: The perfect opportunity to discover new ways to avoid doing actual work.
• Homework is like a black hole; it sucks away all the fun and free time in its vicinity.
• I failed my homework assignment on the history of cheese. I guess I wasn’t very gouda at it.
• My homework is like a puzzle, except I don’t have all the pieces and the picture on the box is missing.
• Homework: the only thing that gets heavier as you try to lift it off your desk.
• Homework is like a puzzle with missing pieces and a deadline that’s about to crash down on you.
• Homework is the real-life version of a never-ending story… but with less dragons and more tears.
• Homework is like a black hole: the more you do, the more it sucks you in.
• I used to hate math homework, but then I realized it’s all about division… between people who understand it and me.
• Homework is like a black hole, it sucks all the fun out of life.
• My homework is like a boomerang. No matter how hard I throw it away, it always comes back to haunt me.
• Homework: because there’s nothing like the feeling of panic at 3 am.
• If I had a penny for every time I procrastinated on homework, I’d have zero pennies because I never actually started.
• Homework: the only time you’ll ever see kids willingly do math problems… in their dreams.
• Homework is my arch-nemesis, but somehow we always end up spending way too much time together.
• I have a love-hate relationship with homework. I love to hate it.
• I tried to do my homework, but Netflix said, “Are you still watching?”
• Homework is the ultimate test of endurance, sanity, and the strength of your Wi-Fi connection.
• Homework is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are blank and you have no idea what the picture is supposed to be.
• Homework: The art of convincing yourself that watching YouTube tutorials counts as studying.
• I think my teacher secretly enjoys giving us homework because it’s payback for all the mischief we cause in class.
• Homework is like a bad joke that keeps on repeating itself every night.
• I wish my homework could be a stand-up comedy routine, at least then I’d get some laughs out of it.
• The only thing I’ve learned from doing homework is how to do it faster than ever before.
• Homework: because 7 hours of school just isn’t enough torture for kids.
• My math teacher called me average… How mean!
• Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough torture.
• I tried to do my homework with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.
• Doing homework is like going on a blind date with a math problem – you never know what you’re gonna get.
• Homework is just a polite way of saying “I don’t trust you to remember anything I taught you.”
• My homework is like a piñata, no matter how hard I hit it, answers never come out.
• Homework is the reason why some kids have mastered the art of sleeping with their eyes open.
• Homework is the only time I can confidently say I’m “procrastinating with purpose.” .
• Homework is like a monster that follows you home from school and eats your free time.
• The only thing I’ve mastered about homework is the art of making it look like I put effort into it.
• Homework: the only thing that’s more boring than watching paint dry.
• I love when my dog eats my homework because at least someone appreciates my hard work.
• Homework is like a never-ending story, but without the adventure or happy ending.
• When my parents ask me if I finished my homework, I always say, “I did it in my head.” They never believe me.
• Homework is like a bad ex: it never leaves you alone and constantly reminds you of your mistakes.
• Homework: the closest thing we have to a time machine, because it takes us back to the Stone Age.
• The only thing harder than doing homework is pretending to do homework when the teacher calls on you.
• I tried to make a joke about homework, but my teacher said it was a waste of time.
• Homework is like a never-ending marathon, and I’m the world champion of taking breaks.
• My teacher said I need to do my homework like my life depends on it. Apparently, she thinks I’m in danger of flunking life.
• Homework is the reason why aliens haven’t visited us – they saw how stressed we are and decided it’s not worth it.
• Homework should come with a warning label: Caution! May cause extreme levels of frustration and hair-pulling.
• The only thing worse than doing homework is realizing you did it all wrong the night before it’s due.
• My homework is like a black hole: no matter how much I do, it never seems to get any smaller.
• Homework: the perfect excuse for procrastinating on everything else you need to do.
• Homework is like a bad boyfriend/girlfriend… It takes up all your time and gives you nothing in return.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to make sure we suffer even after school hours.
• Homework: It’s like a never-ending nightmare, but with more paper.
• Homework teaches you valuable life skills, like how to Google things really fast.
• Doing homework is like going to the gym, I know I should do it more often, but I always find an excuse not to.
• My dog ate my homework…and then pooped out a perfectly written essay.
• Homework is a great way to practice pretending to understand something you have no idea about.
• Homework: Where the answer to “Why?” is always “Because I said so.”
• Doing homework is like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded; you never know if you’re making progress or just making a mess.
• My homework is like a black hole – it sucks in all my free time and never lets go.
• I asked Siri to do my homework for me, and she replied, “I’m sorry, I can’t help you with that. But I can tell you a joke!”
• Homework is just a polite way of telling students that their misery should extend beyond school hours.
• My homework is like a horror movie: it never ends and keeps haunting me every night!
• Why do I have to do homework? Can’t I just pay someone to do it for me?
• My homework brings all the procrastinators to the yard, and they’re like, “It’s due tomorrow, damn right it’s hard.”
• Homework: where the question is easy, but the answer is a mystery.
• Homework teaches us valuable life skills, like how to perfectly balance a pencil on the edge of our nose.
• Homework: The only time I’m happy to have a “zero” in my life.
• If homework was a person, I’d definitely file a restraining order against it.
• Homework is like a bad movie sequel – it’s never as good as the original assignment.
• Homework is a constant reminder that my brain has a great sense of humor… it loves to play tricks on me.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to make sure we never have a social life.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to remind us that they have control over our lives even outside of school.
• Homework: the only time where 2 + 2 equals 5, just to confuse you.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to test how creative we can get with our excuses for not doing it.
• The key to doing homework is convincing yourself that watching cat videos counts as research.
• Homework: the perfect way to make sure you have no social life outside of school.
• Homework is proof that the universe has a twisted sense of humor and wants to watch us suffer.
• Homework: the only thing that can make a five-minute task feel like a five-hour ordeal.
• Homework: the ultimate test of how much procrastination a person can endure.
• Why did the ghost fail his history homework? Because he couldn’t remember anything…he was history.
• Doing homework is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the needle is knowledge and the haystack is my brain.
• My dog ate my homework once, so I ate my dog’s food as revenge.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just on a long-term homework break.
• I’m not saying my dog ate my homework, but I’m also not saying he didn’t.
• I tried to do my homework, but my dog ate my pen… and my notebook… and my laptop.
• My homework is like a math problem – it keeps getting bigger and I have no idea how to solve it.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to test how much stress a student can handle.
• I asked my teacher if I could do my homework in bed, and she said as long as I dream about doing it, it’s fine.
• The real reason why I do my homework is because I don’t want to end up like my parents.
• My dog ate my homework… and then he asked for dessert.
• Homework is just like a math problem. I solve it with violence!
• Homework is the perfect excuse to have an existential crisis at least once a week.
• Homework: The real reason why our parents had children.
• My homework is so boring that I made a paper airplane out of it just to have some fun.
• I always do my homework in pen because I like to live dangerously.
• I always do my homework promptly… promptly forget about it, that is!
• I tried to do my homework with a calculator, but it said, “Count me out!”
• My dog ate my homework, but luckily my teacher didn’t believe me, so I had to eat my dog instead.
• Homework is a great way to teach kids the importance of procrastination.
• I always do my homework right before the deadline, because I like to live life on the edge of a failing grade.
• I’m considering changing my major to “Homework Avoidance.”
• Homework is like a math problem without a solution: it just keeps multiplying.
• Homework is like a tornado – it starts small and innocent, but eventually destroys your entire weekend.
• I always do my homework with a pen, because it’s permanent proof of my suffering.
• If I had a dollar for every time I’ve procrastinated on homework, I’d probably have enough money to pay someone else to do it for me.
• Homework is a battle between my desire to procrastinate and my fear of failing.
• Homework: because without it, how else would we procrastinate?
• My relationship status with homework: it’s complicated…and by complicated, I mean I hate it with a burning passion.
• Homework is like a math problem… I try to solve it, but it always adds more problems.
• My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand while doing homework.
• Homework is like a reward from the teacher for finishing class; a cruel, twisted reward.
• Homework is like a puzzle; I’m just missing the pieces and the patience to solve it.
• Homework is like a racehorse. The faster you do it, the better you finish.
• Homework: the only time where counting down the minutes feels more like a marathon than a sprint.
• Homework is just a way for teachers to punish us for the weekend.
• Doing my homework is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded – frustrating and pointless.
• I don’t always do my homework, but when I do, my dog ate it.
• Homework is like a vampire, it sucks the life out of you and leaves you feeling dead inside.
• Homework is a great way to procrastinate doing other homework.
• My homework is like a soap opera, it’s dramatic, confusing, and I can’t wait for it to end.
• I always do my homework at the last minute because then I’ll be older, therefore wiser.
• I don’t always do my homework, but when I do, I make sure the teacher can’t read it.
• Homework is nature’s way of reminding you that there are worse things in life than Mondays.
• I’m not saying my homework is easy, but I could probably do it in my sleep…literally.

Homework Dad Jokes

Homework dad jokes are the perfect mix of education and entertainment, the type that can make you chuckle and cringe simultaneously.

They’re the kind of jokes that are so cheesy, they’re brilliant.

These jokes are perfect for adding some fun to study time, school-related conversations, or just to lighten the mood during homework sessions.

Get ready for the moans of ‘oh dad’!

Here are some homework dad jokes that are bound to amuse:

• Why did the teacher always go to detention? Because she couldn’t keep her students in check, they were always trying to escape from doing homework!
• Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because he heard high school was a stepping-stone to success!
• Why did the scarecrow always finish his homework on time? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Why did the scarecrow get an A+ on his homework? Because he really knew how to use his brain!
• Why was the math book always crying? Because its problems kept multiplying!
• Why did the student throw his homework into the blender? Because he wanted to make a smoothie out of it.
• Why did the ghost refuse to do his homework? He couldn’t “boo-lieve” how much he had to do!
• Why was the math book sad after its vacation? Because it had too many story problems!
• Why did the pencil go to school early? Because it wanted to be sharp when doing homework!
• Why did the history book go to the therapist? Because it had too many unresolved issues with homework!
• Why did the ghost always finish its homework on time? Because it didn’t want to be haunted by incomplete assignments.
• What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
• Why did the pencil do well on its homework? Because it had a sharp mind.
• Why did the ghost get a high score on its homework? Because it boo-sted its knowledge.
• Why did the pencil go to the art exhibit? To draw inspiration!
• Why did the teacher always take homework to the beach? Because she wanted to grade it on a “sand”-scale.
• Why was the math book sad after the test? Because it felt like it was being worked too hard!
• Why did the computer go to school? To improve its memory for doing homework.
• What’s the easiest way to make your homework disappear? Just tear it out of your notebook and throw it away.
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it needed to ketchup on its homework!
• Why did the math teacher go on a diet? Because they wanted to lose some “weights” before grading homework.
• Why did the history book get in a fight with the science book? Because it disagreed with its thesis.
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the classroom had high expectations.
• Why did the student go to the comedy club after doing homework? Because they needed a few good laughs to balance out the hard work!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they heard high grades are earned by climbing the ranks!
• Why did the pencil go to the therapist? Because it was feeling a little “drawn” out.
• Why did the paper go to school? Because it wanted to be a sheet of notebook paper.
• What did the teacher say to the student who didn’t do their homework? “You’re really drawing a blank!”
• Why did the music teacher assign homework on a Friday? Because they wanted the students to have a note-worthy weekend!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during homework? Because she wanted to keep an eye on her pupils.
• Why did the teacher assign homework over the summer break? Because she wanted to make sure the students didn’t have too much fun!
• Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class? Because she wanted to help the students reach new heights in their homework!
• Why did the scarecrow always bring his homework to the field? Because he wanted to do some “crows”-work.
• Why did the paper go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit sheet-ish after all the homework.
• Why was the math book sad after the test? Because it was full of problems that couldn’t be solved!
• Why did the skeleton fail his homework assignment? He didn’t have the guts to complete it!
• Why did the pencil go to the therapist? It had too many “pointless” problems to solve.
• Why did the pencil go to the therapist? Because it had too many eraser marks from making mistakes on homework.
• What did one pen say to the other pen during their homework? “I feel so ink-omplete without you!”
• Why do you always do your math homework in pen? Because you can’t erase a good equation!
• What did the algebra book say to the geometry book? “Stop being so obtuse and help me with my homework!”
• Why was the math book sad after the weekend? It had too much homework to do!
• Why did the pencil go to the party instead of doing its homework? Because it wanted to be the “write” kind of pencil!
• Why did the pencil get bad grades? Because it didn’t have a point.
• Why did the pencil go to the doctor? Because it had trouble with its homework!
• Why do birds always finish their homework quickly? Because they always work tweet!
• Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” instead of “good luck” when they have homework? Because every play has a cast!
• Why did the pencil go to the party by itself? Because it didn’t want to share the spotlight with its eraser.
• Why did the ghost not do their homework? Because they couldn’t find their boo-ks!
• Why did the pencil always get into trouble? Because it was always drawing attention.
• Why did the computer go to school? Because it wanted to become a smart cookie in doing homework!
• Why was the math book sad after finishing all its homework? Because it had no problems left.
• Why couldn’t the bicycle find its homework? Because it was two-tired.
• Why did the teacher always carry a ladder to class? To help with high-level homework!
• What did the teacher say when the book fell off the desk? “That’s my fault, I didn’t teach it well enough.”
• Why did the pen do well in school? Because it knew how to draw conclusions!
• Why do teachers always go on diets? They want to live on lean grading!
• Why did the pencil do well on its homework? Because it was number two in the class!
• Why did the teacher bring a ladder to school? To help with high-level problem solving!
• Why did the computer go to school? To become “smart” in helping with homework!
• Why did the scarecrow get an A+ on his homework? Because he turned in a real straw-mazing essay.
• Why did the pencil go to art school? Because it wanted to draw more attention away from doing homework!
• Why did the student’s report card look like a big rock? Because all their grades were below “C” level!
• Why did the geography book go on vacation? To find someplace new to cover!
• Why did the math book visit the therapist? Because it had too many problems that it couldn’t solve on its own!
• Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
• Why did the computer go to school? To improve its “byte” skills and finish its homework faster.
• Why did the scarecrow refuse to do its homework? It said it was too corn-fusing!
• Why was the math book sad after the test? Because it felt so divided!
• Why did the notebook always get good grades? Because it always paid attention in class.
• Why do birds never do their homework? Because they prefer to wing it.
• What did the math book say to the history book? “I don’t understand your timeline, can you help me with my problems?”
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they heard they needed to “climb” the ladder of success in completing homework!
• Why did the student eat their math homework? Because they wanted a “taste” of success!
• Why did the pencil go to school? To get “sharp” in solving homework!
• Why did the homework go to the party? Because it wanted to get a little calculation!

Homework Jokes for Kids

Homework jokes for kids are the perfect antidote to the sometimes dreary task of studying and assignments.

With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of wit, these jokes can lighten the mood and make the homework routine a bit more enjoyable.

These jokes aid in boosting children’s creativity and language skills as they learn to laugh and play with words, all while relating to their daily life.

Moreover, homework jokes for kids can also promote a positive attitude towards learning and education, transforming their perception of homework from a chore into a fun-filled activity.

So, are you ready to bring the classroom laughter home?

Here are some homework jokes that will have your kids chuckling over their textbooks:

• Why did the paper clip go to school? Because it wanted to be an extra on the homework page!
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!
• Why did the pencil bring a blanket to bed? Because it wanted to draw a line in the sheets!
• What did the calculator say to the student on the math homework? “You can count on me!”
• Why did the teacher go to the beach instead of grading homework? Because she needed a little shore work!
• What’s a pirate’s least favorite subject? Algebra, because it’s full of “arrrrrrr”s!
• Why did the scarecrow get in trouble with his teacher? Because he didn’t do his hay-ssignments!
• Why did the computer go to school? It wanted to improve its byte-sized homework!
• Why did the teacher give the student a ladder? Because they said their homework was on a high shelf!
• Why did the dog eat the boy’s homework? Because it was a “ruff” assignment!
• Why did the music teacher assign homework to their students? Because they wanted them to hit the right notes!
• Why did the pencil bring a band-aid to school? Because it had a sharp point!
• Why did the pen get detention? Because it couldn’t stop doodling in class!
• Why did the ghost always finish its homework? Because it was afraid of getting booed by the teacher!
• What’s the best way to get your homework done quickly? Just do it as soon as you get it, then you’ll have plenty of time to play!
• What kind of sweets do students eat while doing their homework? Study bars!
• Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the teachers were always looking for solutions.
• Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear.
• What do you call a dinosaur that never finishes its homework? A dino-sore!
• Why did the pencil sharpen his homework? Because it needed to be on point!
• What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got problems too, you know!
• Why did the book go to therapy? Because it had a lot of emotional chapters!
• Why did the scarecrow refuse to do his homework? Because he already had plenty of straw to do!
• Why did the teacher send his computer to the doctor? Because it had a virus—except it was the “no work” kind!
• Why did the scarecrow get an A+ on his homework? Because he always stayed ahead of the stalk.
• Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? It wanted to see hands go up.
• Why did the teacher put a ladder in the classroom? To help the students reach for the stars!
• What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? Lots of blood tests!
• Why did the pencil go to the amusement park? To get a little “Pencil-vania”!
• Why do teachers give homework? Because it’s a piece of cake!
• Why did the boy bring a ladder to his homework? Because he wanted to climb to the top grades!
• Why didn’t the sun do its homework? Because it already had a million degrees.
• Why did the student get a gold star for their homework? Because they colored outside the lines!
• Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling well, it had a bad case of the story-ache!
• Why did the paper clip go to school? To become a stapler!
• What do you call a snowman doing homework? Chilly Nelson!
• Why did the ruler go to school? To measure up to the challenge of homework!
• Why did the pencil sharpener refuse to do any more work? It felt it was pointless!
• Why did the ghost become a teacher? To help kids with their boo-k reports!
• Why did the ruler take a nap? It needed to get its rest for the homework ahead!
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Homework can be a real salad-dresser sometimes!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
• Why did the ghost do well in school? Because he always did his boo-kwork!
• What kind of homework do witches do? Spell-ing!
• Why did the teacher jump off the building? Because she wanted to test the gravitational force!
• What type of homework do birds get? Tweets!
• Why do fish never do homework? Because they’re always swimming in schools!
• What did the math book say to the pencil? I have too many problems.
• Why did the crayon go to school? Because it wanted to be the “color” of the class.
• Why did the pencil sharpener go to the homework party? Because it loves a good “point” in its life!
• What kind of flower loves doing homework? A tulip!
• Why did the ghost go to school? To get his boo-k reports.
• What did one pencil say to the other pencil at homework time? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
• What do you call a snowman with a great vocabulary? An articulate snowflake!
• Why did the pencil bring a eraser to the party? In case it made a mistake on the dance floor!
• Why did the ghost do well on his homework? Because he could boo-tifully solve every problem!
• Why did the pencil do well on its math test? It had a lot of number two’s!
• Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling well, it had too many story problems!
• Why did the ghost get in trouble at school? Because it refused to do any “boo-logy” homework!
• Why did the teacher always carry a ladder to the classroom? Because she wanted to reach the highest grades!
• What did the teacher say to the computer during homework time? “You’re always calculating!”
• Why did the scarecrow bring a pencil to the field? To do his crops!
• Why do birds do well in school? Because they always tweet the right answers!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they heard they were going to have a high-level homework assignment!
• What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals!
• Why did the pencil bring a tiny umbrella to school? In case it had to do its homework in a rainforest!
• Why did the computer eat its homework? Because it wanted a byte!

Homework Jokes for Adults

Who says homework is just for kids and can’t be a source of laughter for adults?

Our compilation of homework jokes for adults is designed to evoke a sense of nostalgia while adding a sophisticated twist to humor.

Just like those unforgettable late-night study sessions, these jokes blend elements of wit, intellect, and a sprinkle of audacity to create a laughter-filled experience.

These jokes are perfect for casual gatherings, reunions, or simply to add a dash of humor to an intense discussion among your peers.

Here are some homework jokes that are perfectly tailored for adults:

• Why did the student eat their homework after studying frogs? Because it was a biology assignment and they thought it was ribbiting!
• Why did the ghost never do his homework? Because he always vanished when it was time to study!
• Why did the student bring a pillow to school? Because they heard there would be a lot of sleepless nights doing homework!
• Why did the ghost always get good grades on its homework? Because it had a lot of spirit!
• What do you call a monkey who won’t do his homework? A baboonk!
• Why do trees hate doing homework? Because they just can’t concentrate!
• Why did the teacher assign homework on fishing? Because she wanted to catch some hardworking students!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses while grading homework? Because the answers were so bright, they blinded her!
• Why did the pencil bring a ladder to school? To help with its homework, of course!
• Why was the math homework so cold? It was full of minus signs!
• Why did the pencil have a hard time doing its homework? It kept breaking down under pressure!
• Why did the student’s dog eat their homework? It wanted to prove that even the dog found it tasteless!
• Why did the math book look so tired? Because it had too many sleepless nights trying to solve problems!
• Why did the pencil go to therapy? It was suffering from a case of too much erasing in homework!
• Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his spelling skills… Boo-k review!
• Why did the teacher always bring a ladder to class? To help students reach for the highest grades on their homework!
• Why did the student bring a shovel to school? Because they heard there would be a lot of digging for answers in their homework!
• Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many loose pages and couldn’t stay together!
• Why did the pencil go to school early? It wanted to get a good “point” ahead on its homework!
• Why did the student eat his homework after writing it? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
• Why did the teacher eat his homework? Because he wanted to have a well-balanced meal!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high marks in his homework!
• Why was the math book sad after the homework was completed? It had too many problems to solve its own issues!
• Why did the pencil go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved problems from doing homework!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during class? Because her students were so bright, it was like they were doing homework with a spotlight on!
• Why did the ghost go to the school library? To find some boo-ks for his haunted homework!
• Why did the teacher give the student a zero on their homework? Because it was incomplete and full of plot holes!
• Why did the teacher assign homework on camping? So the students could pitch their tents and practice pitching their ideas!
• Why did the computer go to art class instead of doing its homework? It wanted to become a master of graphic design!
• Why did the student’s computer get detention? Because it couldn’t stop downloading “class”ified information!
• Why did the homework paper go to the doctor? It had a case of writer’s cramp!
• What do you get if you cross a vampire with a homework assignment? A blood-thirsty student!
• Why did the pencil bring a piece of paper to its homework? Because it needed to draw some conclusions!
• Why did the tomato turn red while doing its homework? Because it saw the salad dressing and got embarrassed!
• Why do you never see elephants doing their homework? Because they are always on a “trunk” call!
• Why do math teachers love homework? Because it multiplies their joy!
• Why did the math textbook break up with the history textbook? Because it felt there was no chemistry between them!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they heard high school was a step up from middle school!
• Why did the science experiment skip doing homework? It thought it could conduct its own research instead!
• Why did the student bring a pillow to do homework? Because they wanted to rest their brains and dream of correct answers!
• Why did the geometry book go to therapy? It had too many issues with angles and problems!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to school? He heard high school was hard and wanted to climb over it!
• Why did the teacher always carry a ladder? Because her students’ homework was always over her head!
• Why did the ghost refuse to do its homework? Because it didn’t have a ghost of a chance to pass!
• Why did the tomato turn red during homework time? Because it saw the math problems and couldn’t ketchup!
• Why did the pencil bring a lawyer to the test? It wanted to do its “write to remain silent”!
• What did the pencil sharpener say to the student struggling with homework? “Don’t worry, I’ll help you sharpen your focus!”
• Why did the student’s dog eat his homework? Because it was a doggone good excuse!
• Why did the skeleton refuse to do any homework? Because he had no body to write with!
• Why did the history book get bad grades? Because it was always revising its answers!
• Why did the scarecrow become a teacher? Because it wanted to help students with their homeWORK!
• Why did the student fail their art homework? Because they couldn’t draw any conclusions!
• Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because they heard their grades were going up!
• Why did the skeleton always finish their homework early? They had no body to distract them!
• Why did the paper clip get sent to detention? Because it was too attached to its homework!
• Why did the pencil skip school? It couldn’t handle the pressure of homework!
• Why did the student bring a pillow to class? To dream about finishing their homework faster!
• Why did the history textbook get sent to the principal’s office? It couldn’t stop talking about the past!
• Why did the computer get detention? Because it wasn’t doing its homework properly and kept on crashing!
• Why did the student take his homework to the beach? Because his teacher told him to do a “sandwich” assignment!
• Why did the pencil become a comedian? Because it knew how to draw a crowd!
• Why did the computer break up with the student? Because it found someone else to byte!
• Why did the paper clip get detention? Because it was always holding things together!
• What did the math book say to the history book? “I’ve got all the solutions, and you’re just a bunch of dates!”
• Why did the computer go to school? To get its byte-size homework done!
• Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool with all their homework? Because they wanted to do a dive into a sea of knowledge!
• Why did the grammar book bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to reach the highest comma!
• Why did the pencil skip school? It wanted to become homework’s worst nightmare and erase all the answers!
• Why did the student eat their homework? Because they wanted to digest the knowledge!
• What did the pencil say to the paper during their homework session? “I dot my i’s on you!”
• Why did the homework assignment jump off the table? It wanted to get to the point!
• Why did the history student bring a ladder to the library? Because they wanted to get high marks in their research!
• Why did the scarecrow refuse to do his homework? Because he heard it was just a bunch of corn!
• Why did the scarecrow fail its homework? It didn’t have enough brain-straw!
• Why did the computer get detention? Because it couldn’t stop copying and pasting answers from the internet for its homework!
• Why did the student forget to do their homework on the computer? They were too busy scrolling through memes!
• Why did the ghost never complete its homework? Because it always vanished when it got close to finishing!
• Why did the tomato turn red during homework time? It saw the salad dressing and was feeling embarrassed!
• Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because he heard high school was a stepping stone for higher education and wanted to get ahead in his homework!
• Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool with her homework? She wanted to dive into her studies!
• Why did the student bring a pillow to class? To take a nap during homework time, of course!
• Why did the teacher always collect homework at the beginning of class? Because it’s easier to grade when the tears are still fresh!
• What did the math textbook say to the history textbook? I’ve got all the answers, you’re just full of old stories!
• What did the homework say to the student? I’ll never get done if you keep texting your friends!
• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during homework assignments? Because her students were shining with bright ideas!
• Why did the computer go to school? Because it wanted to become a nerd and do its homework without any errors!
• Why did the teacher assign homework on the weekends? Because they wanted to make sure no one was having too much fun!
• Why did the history assignment feel lonely? Because it was always stuck in the past!
• Why did the grammar worksheet get detention? It couldn’t properly punctuate its sentences!
• Why did the grammar teacher assign homework about gardening? To make sure students understand the importance of proper root-ine!
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve and couldn’t find a solution!
• Why did the ghost never do his homework? Because he could never find a pen that worked in the afterlife!
• Why did the student use invisible ink for their homework? So they could claim they did it, but no one could see the evidence!
• Why did the student eat his textbook? Because his teacher told him it had all the answers inside!
• Why did the scarecrow always get good grades in school? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the homework? It was blushing because it couldn’t ketchup!
• Why do homework assignments never go to parties? Because they always end up staying home and being grounded!
• What’s a vampire’s least favorite subject? Math, because it’s too draining and sucks the life out of you, just like homework!
• Why do math teachers never marry? Because they always try to find X instead of a spouse!
• What did the teacher say to the procrastinating student? “You’re really pushing my deadline!”
• Why did the history book get bad grades? It was always bringing up the past!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? Because they heard it was a tough one and they wanted to climb over the questions!
• Why did the ghost refuse to do any homework? He didn’t want to get caught haunting the school!
• Why did the homework hide in the oven? It wanted to be a well-done assignment!
• Why did the teacher always carry a bag of crushed ice to class? Because she wanted to break the ice during homework discussions!
• Why did the computer go to school? To become an A-lgorithm student!
• Why did the pencil get detention? Because it couldn’t stop drawing a blank!
• Why was the history book always falling asleep during homework time? Because it was full of dull chapters!
• Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open while doing homework and got a draft!
• Why did the pencil do poorly on its homework? It didn’t have a point!
• Why did the student bring a ladder to the library? Because they heard they needed to reach new heights of knowledge for their homework!
• Why did the teacher always collect homework at the end of the day? Because they needed a good laugh before going home!
• Why did the ghost go to the library? Because it wanted to borrow some boo-ks!
• Why do skeletons always finish their homework quickly? They have nobody to distract them!
• Why did the student’s paper get sent to the principal’s office? Because it couldn’t “draw” any conclusions!
• Why did the history book go to school? To get its homework done before it becomes ancient history!
• Why did the homework document go to therapy? Because it had a lot of unresolved issues with its formatting!
• Why did the student throw their clock out the window? Because they wanted to see time fly when doing homework!

Homework Joke Generator

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FAQs About Homework Jokes

Why are homework jokes so popular.

Homework jokes are popular because they are relatable to students of all ages.

They provide a comedic relief from the usual stress and seriousness associated with homework.

Everyone has experienced the trials and tribulations of homework at some point, which makes these jokes universally appealing.

Can homework jokes help in social situations?

Definitely!

Homework jokes can help break the ice in study groups, or lighten the mood during a tense study session.

They can also be a fun way to connect with fellow students and teachers.

How can I come up with my own homework jokes?

• Think about the common problems and situations that arise during homework—procrastination, difficult problems, or the classic dog ate my homework scenario.
• Consider the vocabulary associated with homework (e.g., assignments, grades, due dates). Look for puns or wordplay involving these words.
• Visualize the setting or context of your joke. Is it about a chaotic study session? Or a homework assignment gone wrong? Tailor your humor to this situation.
• Twist a common saying or phrase to fit into the context of homework.
• Play with puns and wordplay. Homework jokes are perfect for some clever linguistic humor!

Are there any tips for remembering homework jokes?

You can link homework jokes to your personal experiences or specific homework scenarios.

This association will help in remembering the jokes and can also make them more enjoyable when shared with others.

How can I make my homework jokes better?

The funniest homework jokes often have an element of surprise and relatability.

Play with words, find common ground with your audience, and most importantly, practice.

The more you share your jokes, the more you’ll understand what gets the best laugh.

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Our Homework Joke Generator provides quick and easy laughs for those long study nights.

Just enter keywords related to your homework-themed humor or situation, and click Generate Jokes.

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Is the Homework Joke Generator free?

Yes, our Homework Joke Generator is totally free to use!

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Share the laughter on your social feeds and keep your study sessions entertaining and fun.

Homework jokes are a splendid way to add a touch of levity to everyday conversations, making life a bit more enjoyable with each chuckle.

From the swift and clever to the lengthy and giggle-inducing, there’s a homework joke for every occasion.

So next time you’re diving into a homework assignment, remember, there’s humor to be found in every problem, equation, and essay.

Keep spreading the laughs, and let the good times tally and roll.

Because after all, a day without laughter is like a day without homework —unthinkable and, frankly, a bit less educational.

Happy joking, everyone!

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12 of the Funniest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

Homework is something that a lot of students choose not to do, even though they know they can get into a lot of trouble for skipping it. If you’re an educator, you’ve probably heard an unlimited number of excuses from your students, and some of them might have been absolutely hilarious.

Who’s going to want to do that math homework or write college papers when a new Marvel comic book has just been released, right?

1. “My brother’s friend , who came to our house yesterday, said he could eat paper, and I didn’t believe him. So he decided to show how much paper he could eat and grabbed my homework right out of my desk. I didn’t see that it was my homework and realized that it was too late.”

2. “ My dad needs a paper shredder for work, and it was delivered to our house yesterday. He wanted to show us how it works and mistakenly took my homework and destroyed it.”

4. “ I didn’t do my homework because I figured I’d do it tomorrow, because I’ll be older, and therefore be wiser, then.”

5. “ Yesterday, I didn’t have time to complete the homework because I was at the rally all day. The rally was calling for an increase to teacher pay, so I had to be there.”

7. “ Well, incredible story. I was going to school this morning and it was very windy. I carried the homework in my hands, but it slipped out of them and blew away. I tried to chase it for a couple of blocks, so that’s why I’m late to class.”

8. “ While I was getting ready for school this morning, I was putting some books inside my backpack. When it was time for my homework, my mom said she needed to see me in the kitchen right away. I went there, and when I came back, my homework wasn’t there. Clearly, my dad accidentally took it to work because his briefcase was next to my backpack.”

9. “ I was in the school yard when I heard some student saying bad things about you. I felt like that should let him know that he was wrong. It would be wrong to hurt him, so I thought a good way was to throw something at him. I quickly looked through my backpack, but the only thing I could find was the homework I had to submit today. After hesitating a bit, I let him have it. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to find it afterward; someone must have taken it.”

12. “ I was sunbathing near the pool yesterday and doing the homework at the same time. When I was about done, something pushed me forward and I dropped my work right into the pool. It was so wet I couldn’t put it together, so I don’t have it right now.”

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The amount of homework is steadily increasing , so more and more students are finding creative excuses to avoid it. We collected just a small amount in this article, but there are literally thousands of excuses like these, and students keep coming up with new ones.

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14 Hilarious Homework Excuses

If you're an educator, you've undoubtedly heard your fair share of excuses from students who don't have their assigned homework with them, which can range from plausible to hilariously absurd.

We've compiled some of the best homework excuses that educators in our Facebook community have heard during their time in the wacky world of teaching.

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200+ Hilarious Homework Puns to Make Studying More Fun

Are you drowning in a sea of assignments, feeling like the pun-ishment never ends? 📚 It’s time to turn your study frown upside down with a collection of the most side-splitting, giggle-inducing homework puns that the internet has to offer! Whether you’re a student looking to decompress after a long day of equations or a parent seeking to lighten the mood during homework hour, these quips are a class act all on their own. So, sharpen your pencils and your wit, as we present over 200 hilarious homework puns designed to make your studying session a whole lot more fun. Prep yourself for some high-grade laughter, because these clever jests have all the answers for a chuckle-filled study break—no additional research needed! Get ready to laugh until it’s time to hit the books again with these a-dork-able homework puns. Study hard, laugh harder!

Grade-A Giggles: Top Homework Puns (Editors Pick)

1. I tried to do my homework, but it was pointless; it didn’t work out. 2. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. 3. I asked my math homework for its number, but it said it had too many problems. 4. Why was the student’s report card wet? Because it was below C level! 5. Doing my homework is like a trip to the dentist, I always brace myself. 6. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. 7. My homework brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like, “It wasn’t that hard.” 8. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 9. Algebra homework is too linear… it’s always straight to the point. 10. Do you need a pencil? Nevermind, there’s no point. 11. History homework is a thing of the past. 12. What did one math book say to the other math book? “Boy, do we have problems.” 13. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’s still stationery. 14. School can be electrifying – especially during a current event. 15. My sister said she’d help me with my homework, but she ran away with it and claimed it was “sibling rivalry.” 16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 17. When does a joke become a ‘dad joke’? When the punchline becomes apparent. 18. My homework is like a juicy steak – rarely done. 19. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? In kindergarden. 20. Homework is a foodie’s least favorite meal because you can’t digest it.

“Home ‘Work’ Wits: One-liner Puns to Procrastinate With”

1. I had my homework all done but then my dog claimed it was too ruff. 2. My geometry homework is a square; it’s always right at every angle. 3. I would do my homework, but I can’t until I find an acute pencil. 4. Homework time is always a little sketchy, especially in art class. 5. I thought about doing my homework, but then I decided it was too much of a stretch. 6. I have a phobia of overly complicated math; it’s called “calculustrophobia.” 7. Why was school easier for pirates? Because they were always on the C. 8. My teacher’s superpower is telepathy, she always knows when I haven’t done my homework. 9. What do you call a well-done homework? A rare phenomenon. 10. What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation, especially when homework is missing! 11. Why are English teachers bad at math? Because they always find X to be an unknown character. 12. If you copy your friend’s homework, you might end up with clone work errors. 13. I was going to do my science homework, but I heard it’s all just a bunch of theories. 14. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them, especially when they say they did their homework. 15. They say doing homework on Sundays is a sin; that’s why I do mine on Monday… to keep it holy. 16. Homework is a drama queen; it loves to make a scene. 17. My computer crashed while I was doing homework, or as I like to call it, “digital fatigue.” 18. I don’t join homework parties; I heard they’re too “sheet.” 19. Math homework is like a foreign movie; without the right subtitles, none of it makes any sense. 20. Doing homework is like yoga, it’s all about finding balance between sleep and deadlines.

Homework Chuckles: Q&A Pundemonium

1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

2. What’s the best place to do your homework? At the study “bee” because that’s where all the “buzz” is!

3. What do you call a well-organized student’s homework? “Assignment”al order!

4. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

5. How does the moon do its homework? It phases it in!

6. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

7. What do you get when you cross a calculator with a dog? A best friend you can count on.

8. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high expectations.

9. Why did the pencil break up with the paper? It just couldn’t deal with its tearable attitude.

10. How did the textbook get to school? By taking the “scholar” ship.

11. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geometry.

12. Why can’t you trust an atom with your homework? Because they make up everything!

13. How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window during history class!

14. Why did homework get a medal? For being outstanding in its “field” of study.

15. Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate (eight)!

16. What does a homework assignment shout at a concert? “Do your math to the beat!”

17. Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they’re never right.

18. What did the gym coach say to the math book? “I see you’ve got some problems to “workout”.”

19. Why was the homework like an old library book? Because it was due.

20. How did the homework get a job? It submitted a strong application of itself.

Pencil It In: Double Entendre Homework Wisecracks

1. I’m quite divided on my math homework; it’s going to multiply my problems. 2. Doing homework on the weekend? That’s just not write. 3. I tried to do my homework, but my printer had a paper jam – it was spreading itself too thin. 4. My geometry homework is a pain in all the right angles. 5. Finishing this essay is a paragraph-raphrasing experience. 6. This book report is bound to be interesting – it has a strong spine. 7. The past, present, and future walked into my history homework – it’s about time. 8. Homework on gravitational pull has me feeling down. 9. My chemistry homework is sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one. 10. Doing algebra homework is where I draw the line. 11. History homework is old news, but I’ll conquer it anyway. 12. My literature homework is notably novel. 13. Physics homework is a matter of force and motion – I’m just trying to push through. 14. Music homework really struck a chord with me today. 15. The English assignment was a play on words – talk about dramatic irony. 16. My biology homework is celling me short; it’s got a life of its own. 17. This economics homework is taxing, but I’m not losing interest. 18. My art homework paints a pretty picture, but it’s not quite picture perfect. 19. I’ve got to figure out these math problems before they subtract from my sleep. 20. Reading Shakespeare for homework? It’s much ado about noting.

“Lesson in Laughter: Homework Punditry”

1. Homework is a work in progress – it never stays a home run. 2. Keep calm and curry on with your algebra; it’s all about finding the right spice to the equation. 3. Don’t be obtuse with your geometry homework; it’s pointless without the right angle. 4. When it comes to homework, I always go the extra smile – it’s less painful than going the extra mile. 5. I told my homework to chill out, but it just froze up. 6. I’ve really bonded with chemistry homework, we have great chemistry. 7. When homework has you stressed, just take a paws and reflect on your doggone good effort. 8. I have so many essays to write, I guess you could say I have no more room for era’s. 9. Homework is like going to the gym – it’s a workout for your brain. 10. My math homework is like a fine wine, it gets better with time…and time is what I need to solve it. 11. History homework is a blast from the past, but I struggle to make it presentable. 12. I’ve got to be on the right wavelength with my physics homework, otherwise, it just hertz. 13. Like a good magician, I always make my homework disappear – usually just before class. 14. I was so confident about my homework that I claimed I did it with my eyes closed, but that was just a blanket statement. 15. I tried to sweeten the deal with my geometry homework, but no matter the angle, it just wasn’t pie appealing. 16. If homework was a crime, I’d have a perfect alibi-bra; I was busy reading. 17. I told my homework it didn’t add up, and it took that as a plus. 18. My assignment was to write about the wind, so I blew it away. 19. When I’m underwater with homework, it’s difficult to find the current solution. 20. I tried to cross streams with my science homework, but it only resulted in a chain reaction of confusion.

“Flunk and Roll: Punny Homework Witticisms”

1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity for homework; it’s impossible to put down. 2. I asked my math homework what it was doing, and it said it was just plotting something. 3. My computer science homework was stressful, but I finally got my bits together. 4. History homework is old news, but I still have to write about it. 5. Homework in space is great; even my mistakes are astronomical. 6. Geometry homework is a bit pointless, until you come around to the right angle. 7. I’m doing homework on electric appliances, but I’m struggling to generate interest. 8. I was going to do my homework on herbivores, but I didn’t find it very amoosing. 9. English homework may not be a tea party, but at least there’s always a strong plot. 10. I finished my homework on time travel, but it’s all in the future tense. 11. My music homework hits a high note, but it’s a lot to conduct. 12. Biology homework can be tough; just thinking about it cells my brain. 13. My homework on wind power is a breeze if you don’t blow it. 14. Fish biology homework is fin-tastic, but sometimes I flounder. 15. Got homework on adhesives? Stick with it, even if it feels like a sticky situation. 16. I had some chemistry homework, but I didn’t react well to it. 17. Doing homework on the solar system really revolves around the sun subjects. 18. I did my homework on boats, it was a bit of a row-ing success. 19. I finished my homework on Greek mythology; it was a Herculean task. 20. Homework on food science is interesting, but it can be a recipe for disaster.

“Assignment Amusement: Punny Homework Monikers”

1. “Copernicus called. He said your projects are so great, they’re the center of the classroom universe!” 2. “I heard Marie Curie was absolutely radiant on her science report!” 3. “How does Mo Salah take his tests? He always strikes the right answers!” 4. “Isaac Newton was a hit in physics class. His theories had an absolute gravitational pull!” 5. “Homer’s poetry essay was epic. He truly lived up to his name!” 6. “I saw Jane Austen reading her book report. She had no Pride or Prejudice, just perfect prose.” 7. “Leonardo da Vinci’s art project was so good, it drew a Mona Lisa smile from the teacher!” 8. “Oprah Winfrey’s book report was so good, everyone in class got a copy!” 9. “Geoffrey Chaucer’s tales from his summer vacation were Canterbury approved.” 10. “Bob Dylan’s music homework was a hit – he clearly knows The Times They Are A-Changin’.” 11. “Margaret Atwood’s essay was so great, it won the book report games.” 12. “It’s rumored that Tony Stark’s tech presentation was absolutely iron-clad.” 13. “Johnny Cash must have done well on his math test because he kept singing about ‘A Boy Named Sum’.” 14. “Agatha Christie’s mystery novel review was so captivating it was criminal!” 15. “Dwayne Johnson’s geology homework truly rocked.” 16. “Serena Williams aced her physical education homework.” 17. “Albert Einstein’s math homework relative-ly outperformed everyone else’s.” 18. “Charles Dickens’ history essay on poverty was so good it deserved an ‘Oliver Twist’ of acclaim.” 19. “Tiger Woods’ ecology project clearly showed he knows the woods.” 20. “J.K. Rowling’s literature analysis was so magical, it could open the Chamber of Secrets.”

“Flipping Funnies: Homework Spoonerisms That’ll Have You in Stitches”

1. Quizard of Woz 2. Crate and Crunch 3. Maction in Frath 4. Whiff on Sighting 5. Spig and Panky 6. Swath Matistics 7. Less in Progress 8. Look at my Homing Bork 9. Blunder and Mightning 10. Painful Moof 11. Thicker to Pinking 12. Numbled Jumbers 13. Mish the Marker 14. Groper Nouns 15. Beastly Ledtime 16. Lazy and Searning 17. Cristory in Hinth 18. Ed’s Asy 19. Mubble Troth 20. Failing the Sinal

“Swift Homework Witticisms: Pun-ditry in Action”

1. “I finished my math assignment,” said Tom sum-marily. 2. “I’ve written my essay on Shakespeare,” said Tom playfully. 3. “This geometry problem is making me think in circles,” Tom said pointlessly. 4. “I’m struggling with my chemistry homework,” said Tom reactively. 5. “I can’t stop doing calligraphy assignments,” said Tom, in a flowing manner. 6. “I’m conducting a physics experiment,” Tom said with potential. 7. “I should be able to spell,” said Tom, characteristically. 8. “I never miss a history lesson,” said Tom, prehistorically. 9. “I must solve this puzzle before recess,” said Tom, perplexed. 10. “I keep getting distracted from my homework,” Tom said, unfocused. 11. “This literature analysis is making me see patterns,” said Tom, metaphorically. 12. “I found the misspelled word,” Tom said correctly. 13. “My vocabulary homework is a breeze,” Tom said articulately. 14. “I’ll never understand this algebra problem,” said Tom, equationally. 15. “I memorized the whole periodic table,” said Tom, elementally. 16. “I’m predicting a 100% score on my statistics homework,” said Tom, probabilistically. 17. “I always use a ruler for my geometry homework,” said Tom, straightly. 18. “I wrote my thesis on palindromes,” said Tom, levelly. 19. “I’ve mastered the art of French grammar,” said Tom, conjugally. 20. “I’ll have to hand in my computer science homework late,” Tom said, programmatically.

“Work It Out: Oxy-MORON-ic Homework Chuckles”

1. “I’m clearly confused by this homework assignment.” 2. “You could say I’m awfully good at procrastinating on my essays.” 3. “This math problem is simply complex.” 4. “I have a definite maybe about my answer to question three.” 5. “Join the student club for active loafers—homework avoiders unite!” 6. “I’m honestly deceptive when it comes to my homework deadlines.” 7. “I’m seriously joking about finishing my project early.” 8. “That new homework policy is agreeably awful.” 9. “I guess I’ll start my homework at a later earlier time.” 10. “I’m studying with a deafening silence in the library.” 11. “This quiet noise in the study hall is making concentrating a breeze.” 12. “Accidentally on purpose forgot my homework at home.” 13. “I’m hopelessly optimistic about acing this test without studying.” 14. “Doing homework is leisurely work for me.” 15. “This assignment might be considered funnily boring.” 16. “I’m taking an open secret approach to my math homework.” 17. “Everybody is uniquely cliché when it comes to dog-eating-homework excuses.” 18. “I’m passively aggressive when reminded about my overdue assignments.” 19. “I’m studying in a state of peaceful chaos right now.” 20. “The homework routine is an expected surprise every evening.”

Nested Nerdiness: Homework Puns on Loop

1. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems, which it always counted on solving. 2. Speaking of problems, when it solved one, there was always another “sum” around the corner. 3. And every time it thought it was adding value, it just ended up with more division. 4. This division made it feel like a fraction of its former self, always trying to reduce to its simplest form. 5. Not to mention the pressure to be in ‘shape’—it had to be well-rounded in geometry yet sharp in algebra. 6. It felt like its whole life was just a series of functions, constantly seeking its true identity. 7. Each function was a new transformation, leaving it to reflect on its past mistakes. 8. But whenever it tried to coordinate a better life, it just ended up in another plane of existence. 9. It dreamed of a balanced equation, but life kept throwing it exponents, escalating its problems. 10. The exponents made it exponentially stressed—after all, its powers were limited. 11. It tried to approach its tasks with positivity, but negatives were always being subtracted from its happiness. 12. And if it tried to go for a higher degree, it merely ended up going in circles… radians, specifically. 13. Those circles led it to the point of no return; oh, it felt so irrational, like pi without end. 14. Indeed, finding its perimeter of peace was always just out of reach, a constant cycle of circumference. 15. It wanted to find its parallel, but life was never that straight or fair – just full of angles and twists. 16. Surely, it could find an angle to solve its issues, but instead, it kept going off on tangents. 17. It longed to be a prime example of success, but felt constantly divided by its peers. 18. And each division just left it with remainders of regret, feeling like an odd number out. 19. It would try to even things out, but by then, it was a complex number intertwined with imaginary solutions. 20. In the end, it realized life was just a sequence of patterns, an infinite series of variables and constants, and homework was merely its constant variable.

Mastering “Pun”-ctuality: Assignments with a Twist

1. Homework is a dish best served correct. 2. Don’t count your Tutors before they grade. 3. A home(work) is where the heart is. 4. No rest for the studious. 5. No pains, no grades. 6. The pen is mightier than the report card. 7. When the going gets tough, the tough get homework. 8. You can lead a student to homework, but you can’t make them think. 9. Don’t judge a book report by its cover. 10. Homework wasn’t built in a day. 11. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a pen. 12. Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why do homework? 13. Better late than never to start that essay. 14. You can’t teach an old dog new math. 15. A little learning is a dangerous thing. So is a lot of homework. 16. Actions speak louder than report cards. 17. Too many cooks spoil the math problem. 18. An essay a day keeps the F’s away. 19. The road to A’s is paved with failed quizzes. 20. Out of the classroom and into the fryer.

In conclusion, we hope these giggles have rebooted your brain and added a pinch of playfulness to your study sessions. Remember, homework doesn’t always have to be a bore; with a little bit of humor, it can be a whole lot more. So the next time you’re stuck solving for ‘x’ or knee-deep in historical dates, crack a pun and let the laughter make learning lighter.

Don’t let the pun stop here! If your funny bone is still itching for more wordplay wizardry, we’ve got a veritable treasure trove of puns on our website that are sure to crack you up. Dive into our collection and let the pun-derful times roll!

We’re thrilled you chose to tickle your humorous side with us today. A massive thank you for hanging around pun-doras box. Keep smiling, studying, and, most importantly, punning—it’s just how we roll here. Until next time, keep those pun-wheels turning!

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100 Excuses for Not Doing Homework

Homework, a word students all over the world are familiar with, brings both fear and responsibility. It’s a crucial part of learning, helping us practice what we learn in class and teaching us discipline and time management. However, sometimes unexpected things happen, and students face real challenges that make finishing homework tough. 

In this blog, we’ll explore 100 excuses for not doing homework. Some excuses are funny excuses for not doing homework, while some are genuine and good excuses for not doing homework. So make sure to check them all one by one.

Students often use these excuses when they find homework overwhelming. While these excuses might seem like a quick fix, it’s important to remember that being honest and responsible is essential. Instead, let’s focus on taking a proactive approach to our studies, asking for help when needed, and using time wisely. By understanding and tackling the obstacles that come our way, we can create a strong foundation for success in school and personal growth. Let’s make homework less daunting and more manageable together!

Common 100 Excuses for Not Doing Homework

• Family Emergencies: Sometimes, unexpected family situations may require our immediate attention, leaving us with no time to complete homework.
• Technical Issues: Computer crashes or internet problems can hinder our ability to access and submit assignments.
• Sickness: Falling sick can affect our productivity, making it challenging to concentrate on homework.
• Lack of Resources: Not having access to necessary textbooks or materials can impede progress.
• Extra-Curricular Activities: Involvement in sports, arts, or other activities can leave little time for homework completion.
• Overwhelming Workload: Having too much homework from different subjects can be daunting to handle.
• Time Management: Poor time management skills might lead to insufficient time for homework.
• Misplacement: Misplacing your homework or notes can create a genuine obstacle.
• Personal Issues: Emotional or personal problems can impact our focus and motivation to complete homework.
• Weather Conditions: Severe weather conditions, such as heavy rain or snowstorms, may disrupt internet connectivity or power supply.
• Power Outage: Unexpected power outages can prevent you from working on electronic devices.
• Traveling: Being away from home or school due to travel can limit your ability to complete homework.
• Lack of Motivation: Feeling unmotivated or uninterested in the subject can result in procrastination.
• Distractions at Home: Noise or disturbances at home can make it hard to concentrate.
• Technology Addiction: Spending too much time on electronic devices can lead to distractions and reduced focus on homework.
• Family Obligations: Helping with household chores or taking care of younger siblings can consume homework time.
• Personal Injuries: Physical injuries may restrict your ability to write or use a computer.
• Mental Fatigue: Being mentally exhausted after a long day at school can impact productivity.

• Lack of Sleep: Insufficient sleep can make it difficult to concentrate on homework.
• Classwork Overload: Teachers assigning lengthy in-class tasks can leave little time for homework.
• Internet Research Challenges: Difficulty finding relevant information online can slow down the completion process.
• Commute Time: Long travel times to and from school can cut into homework time.
• Celebrations and Festivals: Preparing for special occasions can make it challenging to focus on homework.
• Exam Preparation: Prioritizing exam revision might leave less time for regular homework.
• Group Project Issues: Dependence on group members’ progress can lead to delays in submitting assignments.
• School Events: Participation in school events and activities can affect homework time.
• Lack of Understanding: Struggling to grasp the concepts covered in class can make homework difficult.
• Teacher Absence: When teachers are absent, it may lead to confusion about the assignment.
• Change in Schedule: Unforeseen changes in the school timetable can disrupt homework routines.
• Personal Loss: Coping with the loss of a loved one can interfere with completing homework.
• Technological Glitches: Software or hardware malfunctions can cause delays in finishing assignments.
• Pet Responsibilities: Taking care of pets can take up time meant for homework.
• Mental Health Issues: Struggling with mental health challenges can impact productivity.
• Internet Restrictions: Parental controls or school firewalls can limit access to online resources.
• Noisy Environment: Working in a loud environment can hinder concentration.
• Field Trips: Participating in educational outings can lead to postponing homework.
• Unforeseen Visitors: Unexpected guests can disrupt your homework schedule.
• Allergy Season: Seasonal allergies can lead to discomfort and reduced productivity.
• Sports Injuries: Injuries sustained during sports activities may hinder the ability to complete homework.
• Lack of Support: Lack of parental support or guidance can affect academic performance.
• Heavy Traffic: Being stuck in traffic can delay getting home to do homework.
• Incomplete Lecture: Incomplete or unclear explanations in class can make homework difficult.
• Classroom Disturbances: Disruptions during class can hinder learning and understanding.
• Volunteer Work: Involvement in volunteer activities can consume time required for homework.
• Power Struggles: Family arguments and disagreements can distract from homework.
• Exam Anxiety: Preparing for upcoming exams might take precedence over regular assignments.
• Power Surges: Power surges can damage electronic devices, affecting homework completion.
• Social Events: Being invited to social gatherings can disrupt homework routines.
• Peer Pressure: Engaging in peer activities instead of focusing on homework can be tempting.
• School Projects: Major school projects may consume significant time and effort.
• Incomplete Class Notes: Inadequate or messy class notes can hinder homework understanding.
• Communal Computer: Sharing a computer with family members can limit access.
• Teacher Miscommunication: Miscommunication about the homework assignment can cause confusion.
• Slow Internet: Slow internet speed can lead to delays in online research.
• Sudden Power Cuts: Sudden power cuts can disrupt your work on electronic devices.
• Late School Hours: Extended school hours can leave less time for homework.
• Weekend Commitments: Weekend commitments can impact completing homework.
• Unforeseen School Events: Unexpected school activities can interfere with homework.
• Cultural Celebrations: Cultural festivities might require time away from homework.
• Home Repairs: Home repairs or maintenance can disrupt your homework environment.
• Language Barriers: Struggling with language barriers can slow down comprehension.
• Internet Safety Concerns: Parental concerns about online safety may limit internet usage for homework.
• Lost or Broken Materials: Losing or breaking essential materials can delay homework.
• Noisy Siblings: Noisy siblings can make it difficult to concentrate on homework.
• Inadequate Lighting: Poor lighting conditions can strain your eyes while doing homework.
• Lack of School Supplies: Not having the necessary stationery can hinder progress.
• Teacher’s Absenteeism: Frequent teacher absenteeism can delay assignment explanations.
• Online School Platform Glitches: Technical issues with online platforms can disrupt homework completion.
• Change in Family Routine: Changes in family routines can affect homework schedules.
• Parent’s Travel: When parents travel, it may lead to disruptions in completing homework.
• Exam Schedules: Preparing for multiple exams can take precedence over regular homework.
• School Safety Drills: School safety drills can interrupt class time for homework explanations.
• Change in Syllabus: Changes in the syllabus may require extra time for adjustment.
• School System Changes: Transitions to a new school system can be challenging.
• Academic Pressure: Feeling overwhelmed by academic expectations can impact productivity.
• Unexpected All-Nighters: Staying up late to complete assignments from other subjects.
• Sporting Events: Participating in sports events can interfere with homework time.
• School Trips: Educational trips can lead to postponing homework.
• Overdue Library Books: Returning overdue library books may require additional time.
• Misunderstood Instructions: Misunderstanding the assignment can lead to errors and delays.
• Power Cables Damaged: Damaged power cables can affect electronic devices.
• Broken or Malfunctioning Printer: Printing issues can delay submitting physical assignments.
• Cultural Obligations: Cultural obligations may demand time away from homework.
• Lack of Encouragement: Lack of encouragement from teachers can affect motivation.
• Overcommitment: Committing to too many activities can leave little time for homework.
• Seasonal Distractions: Seasonal events or holidays can disrupt homework routines.
• Internet Outages: Internet outages in the area can hinder online research.
• Personal Projects: Engaging in personal creative projects can consume time.
• Inadequate Workspace: Having an uncomfortable workspace can affect productivity.
• Cluttered Work Area: A cluttered work area can lead to disorganization and inefficiency.
• Transport Issues: Transportation problems can hinder timely submission of homework.
• Unresolved Conflict: Unresolved conflicts with peers or teachers can affect focus.
• Sleep Disorders: Suffering from sleep disorders can impact productivity.
• Online Distractions: Getting sidetracked by social media or online games while doing homework.
• Difficult Concepts: Struggling with complex concepts can slow down homework progress.
• Part-Time Job: Balancing part-time work and school can be challenging.
• Inconsistent Study Habits: Inconsistent study habits can lead to incomplete assignments.
• Bullying: Dealing with bullying can negatively impact academic performance.
• Transportation Strikes: Transportation strikes can disrupt school attendance and homework completion.
• Lost Stationery: Losing essential stationery can delay completing written assignments.

While these 100 excuses may seem like a comprehensive list, remember that using excuses for not doing homework should only be a last resort. Being honest with teachers and taking responsibility for our studies is essential for our growth and development as students. Instead of relying on excuses, let’s focus on improving our time management, seeking help when needed, and developing healthy study habits . By doing so, we can overcome the challenges of homework and thrive in our academic journey. Remember, the key to success lies in determination, dedication, and consistent effort.

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From forgetting the homework register at home to pet swallowing the homework, Students make different kinds of funny excuses to get through the homework. And these funny excuses make the teachers laugh. And this doesn’t happen only at the school level but at the higher levels like in colleges and universities. So, let’s explore some of the most hilarious excuses you can come across.

Difference Between Legit and Funny or Weird Excuses:

Some Funny and Legit Academic Excuses:

1) I didn’t understand the instructions properly. That is why I thought that if I did the homework I still fail. So, that is why I didn’t do it.

2) Sorry Sir, My printer died at the last moment and that is why I couldn’t make it. So, please give me some time to get it done.

3) Me has been showing some errors lately, and that is the reason I didn’t do it on time.

4) The Deadline is really strict and the workload requires more time. So, that’s why I didn’t do my homework.

5) The topic is very complex and even after spending plenty of time on research I didn’t understand the concept, which led to incomplete homework.

Excuses Related to Homework/ Assignment:

1) I forgot to complete my homework on holiday.

2) I was at my grandparent’s house for my vacation. And didn’t know the last date of it.

3) There is no electricity in my town due to working on the power grid. Because, of it I couldn’t able to access the Internet. So, that is why I didn’t do my homework.

4) Firstly, I did my homework, but due to following the wrong instructions I did it wrong. And there is no time left for making it again. So, that is why It isn’t done.

5) I was doing my Homework but due to the earthquake and tornadoes, we had to go to our grandparent’s house.

6) I took MBA assignment help Dubai but they didn’t help me in the way I wanted.

Funniest and Weirdest Excuses for Not Completing:

1) I was doing my homework and left the room for some fresh air. But our servant thinks that this paper isn’t important at all. And he threw it away.

2) Mam, you won’t believe it but it is true that Aliens took my homework. Yesterday, I was doing my homework in front of my window. And then I saw an Alien Spaceship landing on the roof of our neighbor. I ran toward the garage to pick up my bat to fight. But until I came back I didn’t find my homework there. And the UFO was also not there.

3) I know exactly how I completed my homework and was happy to do my other tasks. But then suddenly I found myself getting ready for school. I didn’t know what happened, Maybe I time-travelled.

4) I know that my homework is the best of all. And that is why I didn’t bring it with me to let others showcase their potential.

5) My mother asked me to focus on my science homework instead of math. Because I wanted to be a scientist.

6) My father mixes my homework file with his office file. And he took my homework file with him. So, that is why I didn’t do it.

7) My Friend promised me to bring my homework with him, but he was not present today.

So, these are the funniest and some of the most used excuses by students for not making homework.

Final Key Take Away

In the end, the best method is to avoid any problems is to writing the assignment in the first place.  But then if you are reading this article, then chances are you will do not make any excuse to submit the late homework. Hence these are the guidelines that will help you to not just deliver the assignment before the deadline. But as well with the help of this you can create quality homework.

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Their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

"Well, at least you could try."

Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

No problem!

Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."

Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"

Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording

So we did it squid pro quo

Because Andrew is a lot shorter than Andrawing

"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."

... Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.

“Good” he said, “because I’m counting on you”.

Me: step 1, buy a boat.

Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

I said “war, ore, door”

It always tastes like paper.

But since we’re all in quarantine all work is homework

Cuz the teacher told them it was a piece of cake day.

It's me, father, I replied.

It was a stroke of good luck

It's pointless.

I said, “HIJKLMNO.”

He asked, “What're you talking about?!”

I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”

He asked "Do you know anything about Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat?"

It rang a bell, but I don't know if I knew anything or not.

I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.

It was wrong on so many levels

She said, “I can’t even write now.”

Sci Comp Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?

Me: It took him a couple of bytes.

(Saw this on r/puns)

I said, “He was a poor boy, from a poor family...”

The eye roll indicated my job there was done.

He was wrong on so many levels.

Replacing light bulbs, replacing the air filter, repainting that one wall, etc

It would be a piece of cake!

Son: Dad, where's the Andes? Dad: At the end of your armies!

And to this day he’s never amounted to anything.

Me: "What is a cow's favorite elementary particle?" Her: "..." Me: "A Muon" Her: "Get out."

Because the teacher said it’s a piece of cake!

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake

When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."

Because his teacher told him it's a piece of cake.

It took him a couple of bytes

"No son, it wouldn't be right."

Because the math teacher said it was a piece of PI!

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Homework—love it or hate it, it’s a universal experience for most teachers (and students). And while both sides of the homework debate have merit, why not just accept it and have a good laugh? Here, 17 of our favorite homework memes.

1. Dang, they’re on to us.

2. Pulling. Hair. Out.

3. Life is hard.

4. Listen to Yoda.

5. The REAL reason teachers give homework.

6. Can I get a witness?

7. Homework as dirty word?

8. Making a clean getaway.

9. Teacher reality.

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10. Oh yeah, we know that look.

11. Help me understand.

12. If they ask me one more time…

13. Another teacher reality.

14. Umm, umm, umm.

15. Parenting reality.

16. Say what?!?

17. It’s not my fault, really.

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60 excuses for not doing homework (without blaming the dog).

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Some people enjoy doing homework, while others despise it. Regardless of the type of person you are, homework can be boring, repetitive, or too difficult to understand. And sometimes there is just too much of it! In addition, if you have a full class schedule, homework can quickly become overwhelming.

There are several excuses for not doing homework, whether due to procrastination, lack of motivation, or external forces preventing you from doing it (like your dog eating it). We’ve all been there, so try not to be too hard on yourself. But rest assured, if you get into a situation where you cannot complete your homework, we’ve created this list of excuses that might help ease your anxiety while gaining some sympathy points from your teachers.

Excuses for not doing homework

We researched this topic and asked an English teacher of 35 years about some of her students’ most common and best excuses for not doing homework . She helped us put together the following list:

1. I was sick

Being sick, or claiming that you’re sick, can be used to get out of almost any scenario, including an instance where you did not complete your homework. Who wants to do homework when they are sick? Maybe some people will, but the majority will want to get their rest and recover to their usual selves.

2. My computer crashed

This excuse would not have worked only a couple of decades ago, but today, almost every student relies on their computer or laptop to do their work. So if you don’t have computer access, this is a plausible excuse for not doing your homework on time. 

3. My internet died

Like the excuse above, completing your assigned homework can be difficult if you don’t have internet access. Of course, not all homework relies on an internet connection, but if you need to research a particular topic, then it certainly might.

4. I broke my arm

If you broke your arm or any other bone, that is a believable excuse for not doing your homework. If this is your excuse and you didn’t break a bone, you’ll need to figure out a way to sell it. Is getting a fake cast worth going the extra distance just to get out of a bit of homework? We’ll let you be the judge of that!

5. There was a death in the family

Nobody will question your reasons if there has been a death in your family or of a loved one. This excuse will definitely buy you some time. If nobody actually passed away, you can still use this one with a low chance of getting caught, but it might make you feel guilty inside. This is a good excuse if you can live with yourself for making such a thing up.

6. My bag got stolen

Having your property stolen is another one of those believable excuses for not doing your homework. If you tell your teacher that your bag was stolen and it contained your work, they will give you a pass and some additional sympathy points along the way.

7. I was in a car accident

Being injured in a car accident is another excellent excuse for not doing homework. Not all car injuries are visible, either. So if you were in a fake car crash, you could claim internal injuries or whiplash.

8. I had to work

Unfortunately, many students today need to work a part-time job to pay for things like tuition, books, food, and other items of necessity. If you tell your teacher that you had to work to help out the family or pay for your school, they will give you a pass.

9. I got stuck babysitting my younger siblings

If you’re the older brother or sister, you’ll know that babysitting is part of your job. You will get stuck babysitting from time to time, which might prevent you from completing your homework. 

10. Practice ran later than usual

Being part of extracurricular activities like sports or part of the school band will mean that you’ll need to practice. Sometimes, practice can go longer than anticipated and cut into your normal time when you do homework. 

11. I had a personal issue I was dealing with

Using personal issues as an excuse for not doing homework is good because it’s very open-ended. Personal issues could mean a variety of things; most likely, your teacher won’t pry too much. Saying you’re having personal issues at home might also gain you sympathy points with your teachers.

12. My parents forced me to spend time with them

You might get annoyed with your parents when they want to spend time with you as you get older because you have more important things to do in your eyes. However, it’s tough to blame your parents for wanting to do something as a family. Unfortunately, this time hanging out with them may cut into your homework. This excuse is perfect if your parents are divorced.

13. I have too much homework in other subjects

If you have a lot of homework from different classes, you will need to prioritize what gets done first, especially if you have limited time. This means that sometimes homework will not get done in classes that you feel are less important. If you are going to use this excuse for not doing your homework, you shouldn’t tell your teacher that their class is not essential to you but that you had too much work in other classes that were worth more of your grade.

14. I was in the hospital

If you tell your teacher that you were at the hospital and couldn’t complete the homework, the first thing they should ask is if you are okay. If they do this, you’ll know they are sympathetic toward you. Using the hospital as an excuse to get out of homework is very general; you could have been in the hospital for countless reasons, so pick wisely if you are going to use this one.

15. My pet got sick

Using a sick pet as an excuse for getting out of doing your homework is another believable option. If your teacher is also a pet owner, then they will surely understand your situation. 

16. I thought it was due tomorrow

Claiming ignorance may or may not work, depending on your teacher. You might get a pass if you tell them straight-faced that you thought it was due tomorrow. Make sure to hand in your homework the next day if you are going to use this excuse.

17. Bullies took it away from me and ripped it up

Using bullies as an excuse for not doing your homework is another good way to earn sympathy points from your teacher. The only problem with this excuse is that your teacher will want to know who is bullying you. If you’re making this up, you won’t want to pin the blame on somebody. Also, if you’re telling the truth, exposing your bully may get you into deeper trouble with them. 

18. My baby brother/sister spilled milk all over it

Gahh! Your baby brother or sister spilled milk all over your freshly printed assignment. This excuse is similar to your dog eating it. It might work if your teacher is gullible. 

19. I missed the lesson where it was assigned

This excuse involves playing the ignorance card again. For example, if you were absent earlier in the week when the assignment was given out, you could use this reason for not handing it in. However, your teacher may flip things back on you and tell you that you are responsible for asking someone what you missed. 

20. I was doing volunteer work

Using volunteer work as a reason for not doing homework will, at the very least, portray you as a good person. Whether or not your teacher goes easy on you is another story. 

21. I did it, but I must have forgotten it at home

Claiming that you did your homework but somehow forgot it at home could work, depending on your acting skills. This is another excuse where if you use it, you better hand it in the next day. 

22. It was too easy, so I thought it was a waste of time

You’re a brave individual if you use this excuse with your teachers. If you have demonstrated your intellect with your teachers, and they know that you’re smarter than the other kids, you might get away with this. However, it might make you look like a jerk. 

23. My parents rushed me out the door, and I didn’t get a chance to grab it on the way out

Blaming your parents because you didn’t hand in your homework is a good way to divert the blame to somebody else. Maybe you have a big family, and mornings are always chaotic. If this is your situation, this excuse might be good. 

24. I mixed it up with someone else

If you try to claim that you mixed up your homework with someone else’s, you will need to provide more details to your teacher because this can be confusing. So be prepared to have a backstory ready for why you handed in your brother/sister/friend’s homework instead. 

25. I ate something and had an allergic reaction

Using food poisoning or an allergic reaction to something you ate will buy you a day or two for your homework if your teacher is sympathetic.

26. The homework file on my computer got corrupted

You finally finished your homework and went to save it, but something weird happened, and the file got corrupted. Now, all your assignment reads is a bunch of gibberish, and there is no way to undo it.

27. I was studying for something more important

If you’re getting good grades in a particular class, you can use this excuse and say that you had to study for another class because your grades are not as good. Claiming that it’s more important to get your grades up in another class for your overall GPA will work in this scenario. 

28. I was out of town

If you had to go out of town on short notice, it might leave you with no time to finish your homework. Using this excuse will work if the reason you went out of town appears valid. You could also claim that you were out of town on a family vacation. 

29. I was too tired and fell asleep earlier than usual

Lack of sleep can cause a lot of health problems. If you have insomnia, you know how painful it can be to sleep rarely. If by chance, one night, you were just so tired that you fell asleep earlier, then so be it. You’re not used to sleeping much, so you have to take advantage of the times when you can, even at the expense of not doing your homework.

30. My dog ate it

We’re joking with this one, but we had to add it to the list anyways.  According to the teacher we consulted for this list, this excuse still gets used. Saying your dog ate your homework is another way of saying, “I didn’t do it, and we both know it.”

Funny excuses for not doing homework

If you’re feeling creative and brave, you can use one of these funny excuses for not doing your homework with your teacher. Keep in mind these excuses will probably not work. However, using one of these funny excuses may get a reaction or a laugh out of your teacher. If you can break them down a bit with your comedic approach for why you didn’t do your homework, then that’s one step in the right direction for them to go easy on you.  

• I was attacked by a swarm of bees
• I was stuck in a parallel universe where homework doesn’t exist
• I was cursed by a witch and had to break the spell
• I was trapped inside a magical painting and couldn’t escape
• I was possessed by a demon and lost control of my actions
• I was in a hotdog eating contest and was so full that I couldn’t move after
• TV is just too good right now
• My homework was so well done that I didn’t want to make the other students look bad
• I fell into a giant puddle, and my homework was ruined
• I was abducted by aliens and just returned to Earth

Excuses for not doing homework to use with your parents

If you’ve been able to provide some good excuses for not doing homework to your teachers and they believed them, that’s great, but you’ll also need to work on your parents. Your reasons for not doing homework may work on your teachers, but you’ll have to adapt for your parents because they have more information about your personal life. For example, claiming a family emergency will not work with your parents as it would with your teachers. 

So if you’re at home playing videogames or watching TV instead of doing your homework, try using these excuses with your parents to get them off your back:

1. My teacher extended the deadline

The class was complaining about too much homework, so your teacher did everyone a solid and extended the deadline.

2. I finished everything while I was in school

The teacher gives lots of opportunities to work in class, so I used this time to finish all my homework to chill when I got home.

3. I’m waiting for my classmate to complete their section of the assignment first

I can’t do my homework until my classmates finish their section of our group project. They are the ones slowing me down!

4. Homework is pointless in my class and not worth any marks

My teacher told us that tests and exams make up 100% of our final grade, so there’s no point in doing the homework if it isn’t worth anything. 

5. I already know everything there is to know

I have already studied for the class and know everything there is to know. So doing the homework won’t teach me anything.

6. My teacher went easy on us and didn’t give us any work for a week

The teacher felt bad about giving us so much homework in previous weeks, so they decided not to give the class any more homework for the next week.

7. A substitute teacher is filling in

Our regular teacher is away, and a substitute teacher is filling in. The new substitute teacher does not care what we do since they are only there temporarily. 

8. You’re going to do your homework later on a video chat with your classmates 

You’re taking it easy right now because later at night, you will get on a video chat with classmates and do the work together.

9. My teacher said the homework was optional

My teacher gave us the option to do the homework and said it wouldn’t be graded either way. Normally I would do it regardless, but I didn’t feel like it this time.

10. I’m already getting straight A’s and need a break

I just need a break! I’ve been working so hard lately, and my grades reflect that. If I skip homework for one night, it will not affect my grades.

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Excuses for not doing homework to use with your classmates.

Sometimes you’ll need excuses for not doing homework to use with your classmates, primarily if they are relying on you for group work. For example, if you are working on a project or assignment together and haven’t completed your portion of the work, they might get pissed off. For this reason, it’s good to have excuses you can use with your classmates.

It could be a migraine, a cold, flu, covid-19, or other viruses. You were so sick you couldn’t complete the homework. 

2. My pet was sick

You were worried about your family pet, so you took them to the vet to ensure they were okay. You were there all night worrying about them.

3. There was a power outage at home

The whole block lost power, and as a result, you couldn’t do your share of the homework. The power outage lasted all night, so there was nothing you could do!

4. I thought it was due later

Whoops! You swear you thought it was due later. 

5. My ex was harassing me

You were trying to do the work, but your ex kept harassing you by calling and texting you or even showing up at your front door. Needless to say, you couldn’t get much done because of them.

6. I had no place to work

Typically, you work in your room, but you couldn’t this time because there were renovations taking place in your house. So you had to move all your stuff out of your room, which took forever!

7. My parents forced me to do something 

How annoying! Your parents insisted you do something together as a family. You tried to tell them you had vital homework to do, but they insisted, stating that you don’t spend enough time together.  This excuse works great if your parents are divorced. 

8. I was in an accident

Maybe it was a car accident, or you fell down the stairs. Regardless of the accident, you were too injured to do anything and needed to recover.

9. I was fighting with my partner

Being in a relationship is tough . So tough that sometimes you fight all night with your partner about meaningless topics. Once you two get going, the next thing you know is that it’s past midnight, and you got nothing done. 

10. I’ve been carrying the group all year, and now it’s your turn

It’s time for everybody else to pick up the slack! You’ve been the key to your group’s success in class so far, and you’re tired of carrying everyone else. Sheesh!

What if your teacher or parents are strict and don’t believe your excuses?

Sometimes your excuses for not doing homework will not cut it, no matter how much you try to convince your teacher or parents. They may be so strict that they will not accept any possible reason you may throw at them.

In these scenarios, it’s better to just come clean and explain why your homework isn’t complete without passing the blame. 

This is because if your teacher or parents don’t believe you or care regardless of what you say, you can have a clean conscience by telling the truth. Furthermore, if your parents or teachers know you’re telling the truth, they might have more respect for you and your situation, knowing that you could have blamed it on the dog or an alien abduction. 

How to finish homework faster

If you’re tired of using excuses for not doing your homework and want to become a better student, then it’s a good idea to learn some tips on how to finish your homework faster. If you can finish your homework faster, you’ll have extra time to do the things you want with your friends and family.  This will reduce the stress and anxiety that comes with the feeling of not getting your homework done. Not only will these tips help with getting your homework done faster, but they will also teach you how to get caught up on schoolwork if you’re falling behind.

Here are some tips on how to finish your homework faster:

1. Set up your workstation

The first step is to make sure you are doing your homework in a productive environment. If you do your homework in your room or an office, make sure that your space is neat and tidy. A clear space can equal a clear mind, which can put you in the right mindset before you start working.

2. Make a list of things that need to get done

Make a list of all the things you need to get done. Don’t worry if the list is larger than anticipated. Seeing everything in a list will become satisfying when you start crossing things off it.  Before you know it, your list will shrink in size and eventually disappear.

3. Estimate the time it will take for you to complete each item on your list

It’s a good idea to put a time estimate for all the things on your list. This way, you can start prioritizing items based on time. You can also plan your breaks better this way.

4. Unplug from screens and distractions

If one of your main problems is procrastination, then it is especially important to limit distractions. It’s easy to get wrapped up on Instagram or Tiktok for hours at a time.  Unplug from your phone and any other screen that isn’t necessary for your homework.

5. Start with any outstanding items

If you’re wondering how to get caught up on school work that is outstanding, then you should with all your outstanding items first! Pick the easiest outstanding item to get the ball rolling, then work to finish them all before moving on to tasks with future due dates.

6. Break down larger tasks into smaller ones

If you have a lot of bigger tasks, then you should break them down into smaller ones. For example, if you have to write an essay on a particular topic, break the essay down into smaller chunks like the intro paragraph, the supporting paragraphs, and the conclusion. Make each of those paragraphs a smaller task. It will seem more manageable this way.

7. Start with something small and easy

If you’re really struggling to even get started, then the best thing you can do is just pick the smallest and easiest task on your list of items and do that first. Once you cross it off the list, you might become more motivated to move on to the next item. Keep going from there and build momentum.

8. Take breaks and stretch

Taking breaks is really important for mental and physical well-being. Within every hour, do 50 minutes of concentrated and focused work with a 10-minute break at the end. Stretching is another great thing you can do while on your break to get your blood flowing. Set a timer for 50 minutes, then again for 10 minutes when the 50 minutes elapse. 

9. Stay focused

If you do 1-hour blocks of 50 minutes of work, with 10 minutes of break, then its important that the 50 minutes of work is high quality. Do your best to stay focused on the task at hand. Then, you can release that focus on your 10-minute break. 

10. Relax and reward yourself at the end of your working session

Did you complete your list? A large portion of it? Or did you only complete a few small tasks? If you’ve struggled with homework, then any amount you’ve completed should be a celebration. Even if you only completed 1 task on your list, that’s one task that wasn’t completed yesterday. Make sure to give yourself credit, and reward yourself with whatever makes you happy.  Of course, the more you complete, the bigger the reward!

How to finish homework last minute

There isn’t a method on how to finish homework last minute that will always work. Realistically, you shouldn’t be leaving things until the last minute. However, there is one technique you can try.

If you have an assignment that due the next day, but you haven’t done anything for it, do the absolute bare minimum and hand it in. Pull your teacher aside and say that life got in the way, but you still wanted to submit something. Explain that you aren’t happy with your work, and would kindly request that you can resubmit it again in another few days to show what you’re truly capable of.  

Your teacher might see this as a positive effort and will reward you with a later deadline. Of course, this means that you will need to put more effort into the assignment. If you don’t do it, or hand in something lackluster, then this strategy on how to finish homework last minute will not work again.

If you’re having trouble finishing your assigned work in school, then we hope this list of excuses for not doing homework will help you.  Of course, we always recommend taking an honest approach. However, if you’re feeling embarrassed or ashamed about not finishing your homework again, then try one of these excuses if it makes you feel better.

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Funniest Homework Jokes

My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn’t help either.

Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew

Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment? **Awkward silence** Me: It took him a couple bytes

My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj

Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A student walks up to his teacher... -Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?" -Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that." -Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway

The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER:" Of course not. " JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."

Teacher :) Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Students: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Students: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Students: *"Homework!"*

Teacher Questions Student Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!

Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish

I failed my python breeding class because of a late assignment. My homework ate my dog.

"I'm gonna treat you like I treat my homework" "Oh, you're going to slam me on your desk and do me all night?" "No, I'm going to stare at you and think there's so many better things I could be doing..."

A teacher is teaching. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" (sorry for the TERRIBLE title)

One brave student... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Do you know what animals give you? Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself

What does the fat cow give you? Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"

Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake? It always tastes like paper.

Teacher VS Student Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

The teacher is asking a student a question. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A teacher was quizzing Johnny on farm animals Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chicken give you?" Johnny: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Johnny: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Johnny: "Homework!"

A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework

Funny Jokes!!! Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p

I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, "if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"

A student walks up to their teacher. Student: "Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not! why?" Student: "Because I didn't do my homework"

A kid hand in his homework and the teacher says, "You're presentation is misssing." And the kid replies with, "Oh I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlements, my HOMEWORK"

Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?" Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right." Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"

Little Johnny raises his hand in class… "Teacher!" "Yes, Johnny." "Would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not!" "Good! Because I *didn't* do my homework!"

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe"

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I can’t concentrate while watching my videos for homework I think it’s because of 80hd

After I broke my arm, my buddy wrote down all my missed homework assignments on my elbow cast. It really classed up the joint.

My dog just ate my coding homework It took him a couple bytes

What do you call a minimum 3 page assignment for homework given to you by your mexican teacher? Essay

My nephew was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo? I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

Why am I getting a look of silent disbelief while telling my teacher that I am “asking for a friend?” It’s not a lie! That phrase will never be taken seriously again I guess... The dog ate his homework and he wanted an extra day to do it.

I asked my dad for help with my physics homework exactly once. I told him I didn't quite understand the concept of "W = fd" He told me to get a job.

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!" Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework."

For our art homework we had to do a painting and my teacher asked me where mine was. I said, "My dog ate it." "But you don't have a dog..." said the girl next to me. "You're right," I replied, "not any more."

Teacher - Student Student: should I get into trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: did you do your homework? Student: did you mark our tests? Teacher: I've got other classes tests to mark. Student: well I've got other classes homework to do. Not sure if joke. Still found this to be enjoyable.

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That’s awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately! Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

In class... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Teacher asks student Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Hey girl are you my math homework? Because I'm going to pretend I never knew you, but in reality my dog ate you.

A Korean kid walks into class with no homework. "Where is your homework, little Wu-Chan-Le?" asks the teacher. "My dog ate it," he replied. "Then my dad ate the dog."

Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

Are you my homework? Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

I'll do you like my math homework Slam you on the table, try to do you, but give up and pay someone to finish you

A teacher asks her first grade class about farm animals... Teacher: "What does a fat chicken give you?" Class: "Chicken nuggets!!!" Teacher: "What does a fat pig give you?" Class:"Bacon and ham!!!" Teacher: "What does a fat cow give you?" Class:"Homework!!!"

What does a chicken give you? Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he..... Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Babe are you my homework? Because I'd slam you on my table and do you all night

"Hey teacher, will I get in trouble for something I didn't do?" "No of course not." "Okay I didn't do my homework."

Why did the boy eat this homework? Because the teacher said, it was a piece of cake.

How did the deaf teacher give his deaf students their homework instructions? He assigned it

My dad said "Do your chemistry homework, okay?" Potassium

What do you call completed Algebra homework? The aftermath.

Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

Teachers be like... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Students: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Students: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Students: "Homework!"

A communist homework joke... Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!

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20 Funny Quotes About Homework

Many students hate homework, right? It can be really bothersome to spend time home finishing tasks for school when we can have fun and enjoy the time spent out of school. Whether you love studying or not, there must have been some time when you hated doing your homework. These funny homework quotes will remind you of the homework struggles and make you laugh with their wittiness.

Homework is a prolonged school “torture”.

Some students choose not to do their homework at all.

Time passes so slowly when we do our tasks.

If you want to be bored, do your homework.

One of the best perks of baseball.

Google doesn’t always know everything.

Everything is simple when you are younger.

How many times did your dog chew on your homework papers?

The trash can is a place where many homework assignments ended.

Copy-paste is one of the widely known techniques.

Everything is better than doing homework.

It is the right time to finish your homework when you are bored.

Some homework is just too difficult.

Homework is time-consuming and exhausting.

Sometimes you just can’t manage to finish all tasks on time.

Answers are not important, as long as we have the assignment finished.

Nobody thinks about homework in summer.

Funny homework quotes will make you laugh out loud.

No matter what, I don’t want to do my homework.

It is better to finish our homework when we are smarter.

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Homework Jokes

152 homework jokes and hilarious homework puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homework that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Having trouble staying motivated for homework? Check out these hilarious jokes about no homework, math homework, assignments, errands and paperwork. Need help getting your work done? Let these amusing jokes be the light in your tunnel of homework.

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Short homework jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homework humour may include short home work jokes also.

• My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn't help either.
• Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.
• My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don't give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhd
• Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew
• My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn ?" I smiled and explained... "Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"
• My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard , but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj
• how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
• My daughter came home from school yesterday and told us this joke: What do you get from a fat cow? Homework.
• The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER:" Of course not. " JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."
• For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

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Which homework one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homework? I can suggest the ones about school work and housework.

• Why are Chinese kids so good at math? Because their dog doesn't eat their homework
• Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.
• What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?
• H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
• Can teachers give homeless kids... ... homework?
• Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.
• I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
• What is an extreme sport? Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.
• I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division
• Why did my brother eat his homework? Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.
• What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it? Calculus homework.
• I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes.
• What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
• I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework. What are the odds?

Here is a list of funny no homework jokes and even better no homework puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• For cookery class, our homework was to bake something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits. No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
• Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish
• What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!
• Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself
• Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you down on my desk. Try to do you for 5 minutes, give up, cry, and have my dad do you for me.
• Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"
• My daughter is making graphs for her math homework. Awfully suspicious... Pretty sure she's plotting something.
• A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework
• How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house? When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.
• My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.

Here is a list of funny math homework jokes and even better math homework puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Math Teacher: Your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you have all the correct answers Later at Home: I think she's on to us, mathmachicken
• I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
• My son asked if I could help him with his math homework. He said "Do I know the square root of minus 1?" I said "aye"
• My friend asked me to assist him with his math homework. I should probably help him before he stops *counting* on me.
• How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway.
• Hey girl, are you my math homework? Because I want to do you on the table
• I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
• I'll do you like my math homework Slam you on the table, try to do you, but give up and pay someone to finish you
• Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
• A math tutor agrees to help a hot student with her homework. His friends upon hearing this ask him if he made it to 3rd base with her. The math tutor replies "no. I made it to base 10."

Here is a list of funny homework assignment jokes and even better homework assignment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did the deaf teacher give his deaf students their homework instructions? He assigned it
• Why don't I lose homework assignments? Because I protect my packets with SSL.

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What funny jokes about homework you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean research paper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homework pranks.

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

An escalating series of math jokes

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am. Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk. Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

Meanie-Pie Girl

I was working on a large amount of math homework in a group today, and one of the female participants was being prissy and in general a nuisance. So I patted her on the head. She says, 'Did you just pat me on the head?' So I say, "Yes, you were being mean so I was de-meaning you."

Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have s**... with the mailman for million dollars. The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have s**... with the mailman. Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have s**... with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of w**....

You know what bothers me about arson?

He's never doing his homework. Yarr.

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today

Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Joke I came up with when I was ten

So a student walks into his classroom early and approaches the teacher. He says: "I just wanted to tell you that I couldn't do my homework last night" The teacher asks: "Why not?" The students replies: "Because I ran out" Teacher: "Of notebook paper?" Student: "No, of toilet paper" Teacher: "What does that have to do with anything?" Student: "I had to improvise" It's a really bad joke but I remember my parents thought it was funny.

So i met a h**... today who said she would do anything for five bucks

Guess who got their homework done!

My friend is a prison warden currently doing sensitivity training. His homework entails "What would you do if you saw two curious inmates indulging in i**...? "

I said "Why can't we just let bi-cons be bi-cons?!"

"I'm gonna treat you like I treat my homework"

"Oh, you're going to slam me on your desk and do me all night?" "No, I'm going to stare at you and think there's so many better things I could be doing..."

A teacher is teaching.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" (sorry for the TERRIBLE title)

An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...

Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Great! What does the cow give you? Kids: Homework!

and the kid got kicked out of class...

Student: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something I didnt do? Teacher: of course not, John. That would be silly. Student: Okay good, because I didn't do my homework!

Teacher is teaching kids Teacher: what does the chicken give you? Student: meat! Teacher: what does the pig give you? Student: bacon! Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? Student: HOMEWORK!!

Found my son and his girlfriend n**... in his room.

And I was like "*s**...-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"

A student walks up to his teacher...

-Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?" -Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that." -Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

What does the fat cow give you?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...

She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and the students replied, "Eggs". She then asked, "What does a pig give us?" and the students replied a joyous "Bacon". Finally she asked "What does a cow give us?" and before anyone could answer little Johnny said "Homework". Joke provided by my ten year old son.

A blonde was lying in the grass...

One afternoon, a college student is walking across the Green and sees a pretty blonde lying in the grass staring up at the clear blue sky. "Getting a tan?" he asks. "No! Do you think that just because I'm blonde I'm focussing on my looks? I'm actually a very good student and right now I'm getting a head start on my homework!" "Oh, I'm sorry. What class is it for?" "Astronomy!"

Q:Why Do Russian Students Always Turn in Their Homework Late?

**A:Because, all they ever learn about is Stalin.** Q: What did the student's get as a result of never turning in their homework on time? **A: Bad Marx.**

What's a sharks favorite game?

s**... the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why did jimmy eat his Homework?

Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; "Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake".

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework? Kid: at home. Teacher: why is it at home? Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason. Teacher: are you being smart with me! Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done...

So he told me, "if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going?

A first grade teacher was trying to teach her students about animals

She said "What does the fat Cow give us?" Her students shouted out "Milk!" Unanimously. She then said "Well done! Now, what does the fluffy chicken give us?" Her students responded with "Eggs!" She then said "Good work! Now for the last question. What does the big pig give us?" Her students paused for a moment and they all shouted "Homework!"

At School: What Does It Give You?

Kids, what does the chicken give you? Meat! Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Bacon! Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Homework!

An Asian person robbed my house.

1. My homework is done. 2. My computer is upgraded to its maximum potential. 3. There's a person trying to back out of the driveway.

Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?"

Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard

I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p

Are you my homework?

Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

Teacher : Why didn't you write your homework? Pupil : My dad is in a hospital

*7 days later* T : why didn't you write your homework this time? P : my dad is still in the hospital. T : wow, this must be serious. *1 month later* T : Let me guess, you didn't do your homework because your father is still in the hospital. P : Indeed. T: well, how come? P : he's a doctor.

A teacher was quizzing Johnny on farm animals

Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chicken give you?" Johnny: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Johnny: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Johnny: "Homework!"

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo 2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. 3rd Student: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Yakobo

Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school? *1st Student*: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo *2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. *3rd Student*: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo. *4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework. *Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? *4th Student*: Yakobo *Teacher*: Satan!

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!

Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

Difference between Hypothetical and actual

So a young boy comes home from school and says, "dad, my teacher said my homework for the night is to find out the difference between hypothetical and actual." His dad says, " well son, go ask your mother if she'd sleep with her boss for a million dollars. Then, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with her principal for a million dollars and come back, tell me what they said. " So the young boy goes and asks both his mom and sister, comes back. "dad, they both said yes." "Well son, that's your answer." "But I don't get it", the boy says.  "Ya see, HYPOTHETICALLY we could be millionaires but, we're ACTUALLY living with a couple of w**...."

Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.

He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe"

A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."

A teacher in class with her students

+ Alright kids, so what does the chicken give us? - Eggs! They answer in unison. + Very good! And what does the pig give us? - Meat! + Excellent! And how about the cow? - Homework!

Little Johnny raises his hand in class one day...

and asks "Teacher, will you punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not" says the teacher. "Good," says Little Johnny, "cause I didn't do my homework."

How do you know if you have been robbed by an Asian?

Your rice is gone. Your homework is done. Your computer is fixed. And he is still backing out of the driveway....

A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...

After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks: "What am I being stopped for?" The cop answers: "Drinking and deriving."

A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, "What's this?" The kid says, "A picture of a cow eating grass." The teacher asks, "Where's the grass?" The kid says, "The cow ate it all." "Ok, then where's the cow?" "It left because there was no more grass."

A woman asks her husband...

about the electromagnetic spectrum so that she may help her son with his homework. She asks, "sweetheart, what comes after visible light again?" The father answers, "Ultraviolet, darling."

A teacher asks the class,"What do you do after school, kids?"

Anthony says "I buy w**... from Yakobo" Emily says "I buy booze from Yakobo" Shaun says "I buy c**... from Yakobo" The teacher definitely didn't want to hear this type of responses, so she asks another random kid whom she didn't know that well. "I complete my homework" he says. Pleased, the teacher says "very good! What's your name, child?" "I'm Yakobo"

A teacher is giving a lesson when suddenly she hears someone scream outside the classroom.

She rushes out the door to find one of her students on the ground crying. Teacher: Oh my God, what happened?! Student: Someone just pulled a gun on me and tried to rob me! Teacher: Oh my God, are you okay? Student: Yes. All they took was my homework.

A p**... said she'll do anything for $30

Guess who completed my 2 months' homework

The boy was upset when he came home from school...

Mom I was sent home from school. Why is that? ask the concerned mom. First the teacher asked what you get from sheep. I said wool. Then she asked what you get from a pig. I said bacon. Then she asked what you get from a fat cow. I said homework.

A young Asian boy comes home with his homework

He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker! The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE

Me: Girlll! Im going to treat you like I treat my homework!

Girl: And how might that be? Me: I'm going to slam you on the desk and do you all night long

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."

My nephew was doing his history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo?

I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."

"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"

"Sure son" "What are 5 animals that live in the ocean?" "3 whales and two dolphins" "Thanks dad" "Anytime"

Why did the kids eat their homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake

There was a young man weeping

The man was sitting at a library table A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong He replied It's complicated And showed his calculus homework

A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, Two plus six, that son of a b**... is eight...

Three plus seven, that son of a b**... is ten." Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework. "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b**... is four. Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

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Trump campaign has a not-so-funny plan to win Arizona with racist jokes

It's as if charlie kirk and turning point action are embracing as a campaign strategy the old arizona adage: it's a dry hate..

If you’re a political operative charged with winning Arizona for Donald Trump, making racist jokes over the public airwaves is something that might be frowned upon.

Perhaps even considered a hindrance.

But not, apparently, if you are Charlie Kirk , the MAGA guru of Arizona’s cult-like Turning Point Action.

The New Yorker magazine has an article out this week describing how Trump’s plan to win Arizona in the upcoming presidential election has been “ outsourced to Turning Point Action .”

And why not?

As longtime political consultant Chuck Coughlin told the New Yorker, “There is no Republican Party in Arizona. It’s been hijacked. Turning Point Action is the Republican Party for Arizona. It has been taken over from the inside out.”

Kirk insults Arizona's Latino population

The article describes how the group has decided that the best way to secure Arizona for Trump is a strategy directed “almost exclusively on reaching voters who are already primed to side with MAGA.”

Forget about everyone else.

Given that, it’s as if Kirk and his pals see no problem having a little racist “fun.” As if any sane person would call it that.

Like when they mocked Latino Dallas Cowboys fans during a recent podcast.

Kirk and his frat boy cohosts were talking about how easy they believe it is to hate the Cowboys.

(I’m guessing they aren’t aware how many fans the Cowboys have in Arizona. People began following the team before the Cardinals relocated here.)

Kirk chimed in, “Why is every Cowboys fan like a 5-foot-6 Mexican with long jean shorts?”

He also insults African Americans

I’m pretty sure Kirk is aware of how many Latinos there are in Arizona. He doesn’t seem to give a damn.

Then again, this is a guy who once said, “We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s.”

As if barring racial discrimination was a bad thing.

He’s also the guy who said, “I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’ ”

Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump: Have an antisemitism problem

Kirk and Turning Point have hosted Trump a number of times in Arizona.

They did so in August at a rally at Desert Diamond Arena in Glendale. And U.S. Sen. JD Vance, Trump’s running mate, appeared recently with Kirk at a Turning Point Action event at Generation Church in Mesa.

Trump’s son, Donald Jr., said of Kirk, “Charlie Kirk and Turning Point have been a major reason why the conservative movement is finally growing a spine .”

Do Republicans find this racism funny?

So much so that the campaign is now boldly expanding its racist inclinations to include any ugly, unproven internet nonsense.

This would include Vance spreading ridiculous anti-immigrant claims “that people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn’t be in this country.”

A claim that had sycophants like Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and Don Jr. joining in on the anti-immigrant racist “joke.” Along with idiotio billboards going up in places like Phoenix.

Racism is funny to these guys? Racism is a campaign strategy?

It reminds me of what some people say about the political climate in Arizona: It’s a dry hate.

Reach Montini at  [email protected] .

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